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Six most terrifying foods in the world

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 3:31 pm
by xblack_x_rosesx
DISCLAIMER: Not for those of weak stomachs, or anything like that. This is RISK-AY business here.

http://www.cracked.com/article_14979_6-most-terrifying-foods-in-world.html

Ya.
I didn't know this kind of stuff existed. I had my suspicions, but this was just terrifying.

On another note, I didn't know that canned chicken:

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/04/30/canned%20chicken%203.jpg

and canned cheeseburgers:

http://www.cheese-burger.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/canned-cheeseburger.JPG

existed either.

Greatest accomplishments of man? Mhm. :shady:

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 3:41 pm
by RandomBurrito
Um .. ah .. uh .. eh .. oh.....

Sheah.....

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On the other hand the cheeseburger looks good. :sweat:

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 3:48 pm
by Momo-P
Dude, what's even the POINT to the maggot cheese? I could understand if it was like pot or something (which gives people good feelings), but...it burns your tongue! And they can bore into the sides of your intestines? I mean, unless you're doing it on some sick dare, I can't see why people would even TRY and sneak this stuff illegally, but apparently people do. What the heck man, what the heck.

The baby mouse wine is also just sick and pointless. I mean, if you're gonna do that, couldn't you find a baby mouse that was still born or something? Or at least quickly kill them instead of drowning them? .___.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 3:55 pm
by Fish and Chips
PFFFFFFFFFFT- the balut ad.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 4:01 pm
by Tsukuyomi
I'll stick to my chicken feet thank you very much <33

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 5:09 pm
by Kkun
Oh man.

You give me a few balut with some Texas Pete, and I too will join the ranks of the fifth and seventh levels of hell in enjoying half-incubated duck eggs.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 5:32 pm
by Ante Bellum
And here Ante sits, eating grilled chicken and rice. Actually, lutefisk is known up here because of the Scandinavian populations. Sheesh, and the worst Ante's family eats is sauerkraut.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 6:37 pm
by sharien chan
My friends totally loves balut. Then again...he's from the Philippines.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 6:45 pm
by Davidizer13
Wait, someone asked whether a canned cheeseburger was a great accomplishment or not?

Canned cheeseburgers are like the fourth or fifth best idea ever. Not that I'd buy or eat one or anything, but man, the idea's there.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 6:56 pm
by RandomBurrito
Davidizer13 (post: 1339895) wrote:Wait, someone asked whether a canned cheeseburger was a great accomplishment or not?

Canned cheeseburgers are like the fourth or fifth best idea ever. Not that I'd buy or eat one or anything, but man, the idea's there.


Put some ketchup on it and I probably would. XD

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:13 pm
by CrimsonRyu17
RandomBurrito (post: 1339903) wrote:Put some ketchup on it and I probably would. XD


Image

I dun think ketchup can help that.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:25 pm
by Davidizer13
CrimsonRyu17 (post: 1339916) wrote:Image

I dun think ketchup can help that.


Huh. Never mind about canned cheeseburgers being a great accomplishment, then. At least, until they can perfect it! Build a better canned cheeseburger, and the world will beat a path to your door; that's what Emerson always said.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:34 pm
by PrincessZelda
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:37 pm
by Kkun
The Onion did a review of the canned cheeseburger.

http://www.avclub.com/articles/taste-test-cheeseburger-in-a-can,2183/

Basically, their consensus is that it should banished back to the fires of Hades from whence it came.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:53 pm
by ich1990


Language warning for those concerned.

Also, the dead mice wine doesn't look to bad. Given the alcohol content I imagine it is fairly sanitary. Just don't stir up the bottom before drinking. I might go for the sheep head too, you know, to prove my dominance over weaker mammals to those around me.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 10:05 pm
by Maledicte
Now I feel ashamed for not having eaten balut yet. It's part of my national heritage.

Actually, I just want to eat one so I can have bragging rights over nearly everyone at parties.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 10:22 pm
by Ingemar
SirThinks2Much (post: 1339983) wrote:Now I feel ashamed for not having eaten balut yet. It's part of my national heritage.

Actually, I just want to eat one so I can have bragging rights over nearly everyone at parties.
Pbbbbpph, I haven't eaten balut yet and my national heritage is still intact. I really don't care who in my race I have offended by committing fowl fetucide.

Anyway, the Philippine food item that really terrifies me is diniguan. Google it.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 10:23 pm
by Nightshade X
Oddly enough, the canned cheeseburger looks like something I once saw come out of a vending machine at junior college.

I still ate it.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 11:04 pm
by Lady Kenshin
Ingemar (post: 1339986) wrote:Anyway, the Philippine food item that really terrifies me is diniguan. Google it.


That actually looks like it could be yummy.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 11:15 pm
by Debitt
Image

http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/000398.php

:D Canned silk worms from Korea~~~ Haven't eaten it, but...yeah.

Mild language in the blog post. But yep. CANNED SILK WORMS.

PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 2:53 am
by Maledicte
Ingemar (post: 1339986) wrote:Anyway, the Philippine food item that really terrifies me is diniguan. Google it.

I always forget what that stuff is called.

PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:14 am
by sharien chan
Ingemar (post: 1339986) wrote: the Philippine food item that really terrifies me is diniguan. Google it.


O_O It's obligatory in certain wedding ceremonys!? Wow! Though that doesn't bother me as much as balut because at least you don't see anything. Balut you see it T_T

And as for the sheeps head...that doesn't bother me either. Maybe because I'm Greek? XDDDD

PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 7:13 am
by Mr. SmartyPants
Debitt (post: 1339991) wrote:Image

http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/000398.php

:D Canned silk worms from Korea~~~ Haven't eaten it, but...yeah.

Mild language in the blog post. But yep. CANNED SILK WORMS.

Hahahaha. My family ate some of those at a restaurant once. I refused to try them. XD

PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 7:57 am
by xblack_x_rosesx
Hmmm... that dinugun stuff immediately reminded me of blood pudding, or sausage... I'm not sure which its called, I've heard both.
Blood blood blood. Yum.

I'm pretty much full blood Norwegian, but thank goodness none of my family is really traditional, and all the traditional ones died off or moved to Minnesota XD.
No Lutefisk for me!
Although I think it's one of the more normal and edible things on the list.

PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:15 am
by ShiroiHikari
Filipinos eat some terrifying things.

PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:09 am
by sharien chan
ShiroiHikari (post: 1340060) wrote:Filipinos eat some terrifying things.


My favorite is the fruit that smells so bad, and is illegal to bring in public places. I think it's from the Philippines or at least a country near it.

PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:48 pm
by agasfas
Err. Nothing surprises me anymore. It reminds me a little of "Bizarre Foods" with Andrew Zimmern. I have seen some terrifying and bizarre food items... though I do not see myself eating anything like that anytime soon. ^_^

PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 5:53 pm
by Makachop^^128
DISCLAIMER: Not for those of weak stomachs, or anything like that. This is RISK-AY business here.

http://www.cracked.com/article_14979...-in-world.html


that fist pic almost made me faint I don't know why lol

PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:04 pm
by KagayakiWashi
Why isn't Vegemite/Marmalite on the list?

PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:09 pm
by Fish and Chips
Six most terrifying foods in the world, KagayakiWashi.

People put guns in their mouths all the time, but you don't call that food.