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Craziest weapon ever? Craziest weapon ever.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 10:16 am
by Ingemar

PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 10:32 am
by Raiden no Kishi
Crazy? Yes. Clever? Also yes.

.rai//

PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 10:57 am
by Fish and Chips

PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 11:08 am
by Radical Dreamer
That is amazing. Best stealth weapon ever? I think so. XD

PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 11:14 am
by Stephen
Amazing. I should make a Maine version using grouse...or Turkey.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 11:32 am
by Kaligraphic
No crazy weapon list would be complete without a gay bomb.

Of course, there could always be a gay bat bomb...

PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 12:08 pm
by minakichan
Reminds me of that squirrel Rock Lee saves in the Chuunin exam.

No crazy weapon list would be complete without a gay bomb.

Augh, I love the gay bomb! Didn't know there was a BODY ODOR version XD

PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 12:59 pm
by Ingemar
OP was discovered when I was searching for "bat bomb" on Google in hope of finding Batman and Robin related links. :p

PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 1:40 pm
by Cognitive Gear
I came here expecting this:

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 1:50 pm
by Amzi Live
wow! poor bats. At least they die instantly.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 2:12 pm
by Radical Dreamer
Cognitive Gear (post: 1270613) wrote:I came here expecting this:

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Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!

PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 2:30 pm
by Jingo Jaden
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 3:13 pm
by Mr. SmartyPants
Jaden Mental (post: 1270619) wrote:Image

This must be what Gordon Freeman uses for long-range combat.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 3:47 pm
by Fish and Chips
"Gordon!"

"An incomprehensibly Darwinian alien conglomerate has completely enslaved the last vestiges of humanity as they slowly incorporate human civilization into an unthinking biomechanical hive society. We're may be mankind's last chance for survival."

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"I get the gun. Here's a crowbar."

PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 4:00 pm
by rocklobster
and yet it still doesn't beat Lulu's sentient voodoo doll. (random FF10 reference)

PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 4:19 pm
by Stephen
Could be worse...


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 6:41 pm
by Mr. SmartyPants
Fish and Chips (post: 1270634) wrote:"Gordon!"

"An incomprehensibly Darwinian alien conglomerate has completely enslaved the last vestiges of humanity as they slowly incorporate human civilization into an unthinking biomechanical hive society. We're may be mankind's last chance for survival."

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"I get the gun. Here's a crowbar."

Silly for me to say this, but it's arguable that Barney does not have a gun in the beginning of Half-Life 2. =p It's more feasible that he has a stun baton instead. XD Also the fact that NPCs can only hold one weapon at a time further strengthens that argument. XDDD

PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:12 pm
by Fish and Chips
Mr. SmartyPants (post: 1270656) wrote:Silly for me to say this
Yes.

Yes it is.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:15 pm
by Doubleshadow
Mr. SmartyPants (post: 1270656) wrote:Silly for me to say this, but it's arguable that Barney does not have a gun in the beginning of Half-Life 2. =p It's more feasible that he has a stun baton instead. XD Also the fact that NPCs can only hold one weapon at a time further strengthens that argument. XDDD


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*shakes head at you, then face palms*

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:48 pm
by Technomancer
Ingemar (post: 1270577) wrote:[url]Craziest weapon ever? Craziest weapon ever.


I might give it a tie with the Russian dog mines.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 8:03 pm
by RidleyofZebes
O.o I hate to admit it, but that was genius. Bat bombs, huh? XD

PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 8:05 pm
by Dante
Actually... when I first started half life, in death match the crow bar was my favorite weapon... I liked dark levels where I would hide in the shadows and then when they walked by I'd jump out and beat them up with it... of course half the time they had a bazooka and were so scared by having me jump out they accidently hit fire.. the best place with shadows was a dark small closed off room :P. You get the picture.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 8:08 pm
by Raiden no Kishi
Mr. SmartyPants (post: 1270656) wrote:Silly for me to say this, but it's arguable that Barney does not have a gun in the beginning of Half-Life 2. =p It's more feasible that he has a stun baton instead. XD Also the fact that NPCs can only hold one weapon at a time further strengthens that argument. XDDD


Also the fact that Ryan can only have a) a keyboard in his hands or b) a life at a time . . .

^_~

.rai//

PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 8:30 pm
by chibiphonebooth
ooOOHHH RAI MADE A ZINNGGERRRRRR

PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 9:24 am
by Doubleshadow
Raiden no Kishi (post: 1270678) wrote:Also the fact that Ryan can only have a) a keyboard in his hands or b) a life at a time . . .

^_~

.rai//


Oh, burn! We need a smiley engulfed in flames for things like this.

I also nominate this for Craziest Weapons Test ever and Craziest Understatement Ever.

The first documented attempt to reproduce the infrasound effects was by the much mythologised Russian/French physicist Vladimir Gavreau in 1957. Gavreau became interested in infrasound when he was asked to cure a case of ‘Sick Building Syndrome’; Staff at a research plant in Marseilles were mysteriously falling ill. Chemical or pathogen poisoning was suspected but Gavreau eventually traced the origin of the illnesses to an air conditioning units rotating fans that were generating low frequency sound waves. Gavreau began to experiment with low frequency acoustics with the intention of creating a viable audio weapon for the French military. Several prototype designs of various sizes were produced christened ‘canon sonique’ consisting of piston driven tubes and smaller compressed air horns and whistles. Gavreau and his team tested the instruments on themselves at the Marseilles plant with unexpected success as apparently one of the team died instantly “his internal organs… mashed into an amorphous jelly by the vibrationsâ€