Bigfoot Zomg?

[chibiphonebooth]

So apparently two hunters said they shot down bigfoot and have him for all to see. they are srs bsns about it too. they took DNA samples and they held a conference about it last night. XD

here's a picture of what they caught.




[quote]FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
August 12, 2008
BIGFOOT BODY FOUND
DNA evidence and photo evidence to be presented at a
PRESS CONFERENCE
to be held on
Date: Friday, August 15, 2008
Time: From 12Noon-1:00pm
Place: Cabana Hotel-Palo Alto (A Crown Plaza Resort) 4290 El Camino Real, Palo Alto, California 94306

Searching for Bigfoot, Inc. Menlo Park, California
Tom Biscardi, CEO

BIGFOOT BODY FOUND - EVIDENCE AND DNA DETAILS TO BE PRESENTED AT A PRESS CONFERENCE ON FRIDAY, AUGUST 15th

FROM 12 N00N TO 1:00PM AT THE CABANA HOTEL-PALO ALTO IN PALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA

A body that may very well be the body of the creature commonly known as “Bigfootâ€

[Etoh*the*Greato]

Mysteries abound!


This also came with further news of great mysteries. The pictures enclosed were of the men holding what may be the Mac Tablet the mac-heads have been waiting for? Maybe?

[Stephen]

I know the truth. He lives on the South Jersey shore.

There they are! theres the gay ones!

[LadyRushia]

At least we still have Root Bear.

[KagayakiWashi]

I just wanna know what it tastes like.

[Tsukuyomi]

Haha, Root Bear XDD

But.. but.. but.. Steve.. I thought Bigfoot lived in your back yard amongst the bears O__O?

[Stephen]

No no, that is the Yetti. But, let us celebrate the brave hunters with some fireworks.

[Popsicle]

I read an article about this this morning and they said that the DNA came back as opossum DNA and then there was something else, but I forgot and I don't feel like finding the article. haha, but yeah...that "thing" looks so much like a opossum...oh yeah...it definitely does.

I think it looks like a bear rug thrown in a freezer...

[silver_wolf454]

XD XD XD That's too good.

[Tsukuyomi]

They kinda look freaky.. >_> XDD

[Stephen]

Some costume company is already saying it looks VERY similar to there bigfoot getup.

[Tsukuyomi]

Some costume company is already saying it looks VERY similar to there bigfoot getup.

Really?

I.. I can't tell if you're kidding or not ^ ^;

[Stephen]

No. Serious. Lemme find the link.


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,404805,00.html
http://thehorrordome.com/HDSHOPPINGPROPS/SasquatchLARGE.htm

[Tsukuyomi]

I wonder who's inside then.. >_>

[Momo-P]

Ya, I have a feeling that's pretty fake...if bigfoot does exist, why wouldn't you hear about it on tv? That's one of the largest stories of all time, to say "hmm...nah, lets just put it online" seems to show how certain they are it's not true. That just isn't the type of thing to ignore...

Plus this isn't exactly the first time someone has "found" a bigfoot body/hair/etc. ^^;

[Stephen]

It was me guys. I am really sorry. I let myself go, and I need a shave. Don't worry, I was sleeping in the ice cooler. They did not shoot me.

[Popsicle]

It was me guys. I am really sorry. I let myself go, and I need a shave. Don't worry, I was sleeping in the ice cooler. They did not shoot me.

XD

[AsianBlossom]

It was me guys. I am really sorry. I let myself go, and I need a shave. Don't worry, I was sleeping in the ice cooler. They did not shoot me.

But seriously, it wasn't just on the internet...I saw it yesterday because we had the news on the TV. Frankly, I'm not sure what to think. *shrugs*

Then again, there are still those giant creatures in the mysterious parts of Africa that some believe to be dinosaurs...why don't they look into those? Hm? (and I hope if they do they don't kill any "for scientific research")

[GeneD]

Then again, there are still those giant creatures in the mysterious parts of Africa that some believe to be dinosaurs...why don't they look into those?

Yes, we keep one in our backyard to keep pur pet lion company. We call it Rexx for short.

[Stephen]

I think the truth is, Alf is real. And he is angry. And he has been hanging out with Stallone and using HGH.

[Radical Dreamer]

Oh my gosh the comic is HILARIOUS. XDDD So is the story in and of itself but I LOL'd at that comic. XDD

[Roy Mustang]

Man, those guys are mess up. They don't have the real Bigfoot.

Bigfoot chills out at my pad and plays video games.


[font="Book Antiqua"][color="Red"]Col. Roy Mustang[/color][/font]

[Cognitive Gear]

I really want this to end up being a huge Jack Link's viral ad.

[Puguni]

This reminds me of that thing they found on the beach, the Montauk monster?

http://gawker.com/5030531/dead-monster-washes-ashore-in-montauk

[Lilac#18]

When I saw that thing on t.v., I said it was fake. Big Foot, yeah right.

[F.M Disciple]

No those guys might be telling the truth..

Just yesterday when i was fishing I caught the Lock Ness monster.

xD seriously that photo looks so fake. i'm pretty skeptic about it

[Momo-P]

:lol:

But seriously, it wasn't just on the internet...I saw it yesterday because we had the news on the TV. Frankly, I'm not sure what to think. *shrugs*

Actually what I meant was...why such little coverage? Again, this is like...huge news, yet even the TV stations that have mentioned it, really haven't said much.

If anyone found Bigfoot, it'd be big. Plus, they'd take WAY more (and better pictures) than this piece of crap. Seems a little suspicious that you can't really make much out by what is given. Also somebody already mentioned how the DNA matches other animals (probably just put other animal hair and junk on it to try and get a story). I know my mom said the guys who have it won't even let anyone go look at it. Kind of like the guy who "has" video tape of aliens taping on his window. "I have it, but...you can't see it!"

This reminds me of that thing they found on the beach, the Montauk monster?

I saw that one, but just once. Then it disappeared from sight. Seeing how it's the size of a small dog, my guess is that it's already an animal we know, it's just...kind of decomposed. ._.

Either that or it's also fake as well. Again, one picture? Never heard of it again? When stuff is real, they don't just go "Oh, oh well! Lets talk about slow news!"

[SnoringFrog]

I really want this to end up being a huge Jack Link's viral ad.

Echoed.

Yeah...I seriously doubt it's legit, but it'd be sick it it was.

[chibiphonebooth]

OK montawk monster is a washed up raccoon. i don't know why everyone was making a scene about it.

XD

i'm part of this thing on livejournal called wtf_nature and it has articles about weird nature stuff, and everyone discussed the montawk monster:

[Popsicle]

That's interesting...I thought it looked like a turtle without a shell. Poor little raccoon...