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Exercise Video teaches what to do when assaulted

PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:00 am
by termyt
Follow these exercises until they become second nature to you. Then perhaps you will avoid panic if you are ever unfortunate enough to be mugged.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6D9jWddx1c

PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:29 am
by Raiden no Kishi
. . . why is it all in English?

Apparently, we English-speaking gaijin are dangerous, murdering, pillaging sorts, since they feel the need to learn to plead for mercy in our language.

.rai//

PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:23 am
by Kaligraphic
I suppose it's to be expected, given the intense training and formula that goes into any sort of interpersonal relationship over there.

See Japanese marriage training, for instance: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrjcMJdEZIQ

PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:35 am
by Technomancer
Raiden no Kishi (post: 1220124) wrote:. . . why is it all in English?

Apparently, we English-speaking gaijin are dangerous, murdering, pillaging sorts, since they feel the need to learn to plead for mercy in our language.

.rai//


On the other hand, due to their rigorous English lessons, they will only be able to report these crimes whilst doing aerobics! Japanese weirdness + Japanese xenophobia make for an interesting mix

PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:49 am
by TriezGamer
Kaligraphic (post: 1220129) wrote:I suppose it's to be expected, given the intense training and formula that goes into any sort of interpersonal relationship over there.

See Japanese marriage training, for instance: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrjcMJdEZIQ


What the ... xD

Hasta la Vista, baby!

PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:23 pm
by LadyRushia
Take. Anything. You. Want.

Spare me my life.

I was robbed by twooo men.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:00 pm
by Kaligraphic
And now that you know those phrases, you're ready to visit an English-speaking country!

PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:08 pm
by LadyRushia
Yes! I can't wait to travel!

PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:20 pm
by KhakiBlueSocks
[font="Trebuchet MS"][SIZE="4"][color="RoyalBlue"]I remember these videos! Hillarious.

Police Officer: "Ma'am, what happened here."

Woman: ::begins aerobics:: I was robbed by two men! I was robbed by two men!"[/color][/SIZE][/font]

PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:54 pm
by minakichan
Thank so so muchly for it. I am go to America very soon, very very worry how to say if this happen.

But their English is a lot better than the Engrish we normally expect. I say that if aerobics can teach Japanese people to pronounce Ls and THs, it's worth it.