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Ladies and Gentelmen, i give you... PROJECT GAY BOMB

This goes way way beyond the "Dont ask, Dont tell"...

...You're kidding... right?

That's pretty strange... yet it... seems... like it might be effective...

... I have no further comment on that, really, except that it appears that biological warfare has taken... the next step up :/

YAAAY! they will want to go out and shop for all the latest fashions and point out their fashion faux paux in stead of fighting! XDDD

wheee...

ChristianKitsune wrote:YAAAY! they will want to go out and shop for all the latest fashions and point out their fashion faux paux in stead of fighting! XDDD

wheee...

Actually, they'd want to go out and make love to their fellow same-sex comrades.

Hey, just stating a fact.

CrimsonRyu17 wrote:Actually, they'd want to go out and make love to their fellow same-sex comrades.

Hey, just stating a fact.

ON THE BATTLEFIELD!

But really, being forced to commit acts of homosexuality? According to Muslim law, you'd be killed for committing an act of Homosexuality.

So I can't see this being a good thing.

In other news, the Japanese Self-Defense Force has declined to comment on the possible development of the 'Otaku Bomb', a non-lethal way of causing enemy forces to abandon previous aims in favour of spending all of their available money purchasing Japanese anime, manga, and other pop culture products.


The initial gay bomb story broke a couple of years ago, and we had some good laughs about the matter on other forums.

That is just disgusting.

So it looks like love can bloom on the battlefield.

That's....wow. XD It's comical, at least. XDD As far as whether or not it would work...I'm not sure I'd wanna be around to see. XD

>.>;; That just HAD to come from a professor in Berkley. I uh.... don't really see how it would... eh... work.... if ever developed... and I hope not see it developed.

that is so sick

the irony in it is that they're assuming that somehow being a homosexual would make them more docile, they'd probably have more luck if the made devices that could somehow synthesize aromas that would remind the opposing force of home or of other things that would dull their senses and fog their minds

I don't care what you guys say! XD That's freakin' hysterical! I can see it now! Instead of them sneaking over and killing us, they'll be running over to our camps and decorating the tents and painting rainbows on our tanks while our soldiers are asleep!
>^.~< Y' never know, this may resolve the war if their soldiers start getting together with all our gay soldiers.

Taliesin wrote:That is just disgusting.

Please allow me to join you.

*joins*

This seems to be more of a tasteless joke then actual news.

Somehow, I'm very surprised this thread has gone unlocked this long.

I can't quite explain why, but I am.

Mr. SmartyPants wrote:ON THE BATTLEFIELD!

But really, being forced to commit acts of homosexuality? According to Muslim law, you'd be killed for committing an act of Homosexuality.

So I can't see this being a good thing.

So... Would you see being blown to bits by a regular bomb as being better?

[is shot]

lol, the gaybomb is old news... I guess that they're just putting it into reality now tho... I dunno, it seems kinda weird idea. Usually when fighting for your life, sex (or whatever you wanna call it) is the last thing running through your mind.

Also, wouldn't wanna be there when one of those bad boys (no pun intended) backfired.

The US army has invented even weirder weapons than this tho... Pidgeon Guided Missiles ftw.

c-girl wrote:I don't care what you guys say! XD That's freakin' hysterical! I can see it now! Instead of them sneaking over and killing us, they'll be running over to our camps and decorating the tents and painting rainbows on our tanks while our soldiers are asleep!
>^.~< Y' never know, this may resolve the war if their soldiers start getting together with all our gay soldiers.

I'm sorry, but gay people don't do that. Gay people have sexual intercourse with other gays. It's weirdos and freaks that prance around drawing rainbows. But they're not making a weirdo-bomb here, they're making a gay-bomb.

Making enemy soldiers homosexual wouldn't produce friendships between Insurgents an U.S. soldiers either. How the heck do you get that idea?

>^-^< Don't get your panties in a bunch now, I was just jokin' around Mr.Smartypants. >^.^< Lol.

I'm skeptical that such a hormone substance can have such as impact on the average man. For all we know, the plan would backfire and make the soldiers more aggressive and more effective fighters. (No, I don't mean tnat gays are more aggressive. I'm suggesting that hormones could have other side-effects from the original intention).

[spoiler=potential offensive statement]
You know, if they're so busy working on this, it would be nice if they could create a substance that would reverses the effect ('un-gay' ppl) and bomb the U.S. to see if that works. If this is inappropriate to say, pls accept my apologies in advance, mods/admins. I meant no offence, I'm sincerely thinking out loud. [/spoiler]

Mave, that's actually an interesting idea. [spoiler=what Mave said]Only, it would have to be done in a not-so-big-and-violent way...maybe in air freshener let loose in buildings?[/spoiler]

I would like to reiterate Slater's remark of not wanting to be there if it backfires. My mom said the same thing. I mean, what if it does backfire? What will become of our poor troops?

But still, I think the idea is completely stupid. And I for one would not want to have the guilt on my conscience for having turned thousands of Iraqis gay. They might have been the ones committing that sin, but the ones who made them gay would be guilty of...scandal? (Not sure if this one is right, but when you lead others to sin, you're just as guilty).

I don't see how it would make them docile. Instead of our soldiers running and dying from bullets, they will be dying from..............I won't go any further with that.

How about making a biological bomb that would paralyze the muscles of the enemy? That would work better then a gay bomb. Heck, you could even have more severe bombs that would paralyze the nerve functions and stop the heart altogether.

Hitokiri wrote:How about making a biological bomb that would paralyze the muscles of the enemy? That would work better then a gay bomb. Heck, you could even have more severe bombs that would paralyze the nerve functions and stop the heart altogether.

My sentiments exactly.

What a stupid idea; we have all the technologies to do what Hitokiri said and worse, and we come up with a gay bomb?

I'm sorry, I just have too much faith in my country to believe that.

Um... one question... are women immune to this?... Or will they have to develop a "lezbomb"?

Um... I think that's about enough of this thread... If for no other reason than I am very tempted to make some political commentary myself, here.

Locked.