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Diet Water?!!!

PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 10:16 pm
by Hakaii
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What... is... this?!!! What in the love of Kakashi is happening to this world? Diet Water? Whats next? Honest polititions?! :drool:

PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 10:23 pm
by Azier the Swordsman
Haha.

That's wrong on so many levels.

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 3:16 am
by Raiden no Kishi
You know, I had heard that you should ask for diet water at a restaurant in order to throw the waiter/waitress off, but dang. If they had a bottle of this on them, they'd so win. Shoot.

.rai//

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 7:42 am
by Mithrandir
*backs quietly away from the thread*

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:05 am
by HyperSock
Diet water? :sweat:

What the difference from regular water?

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:10 am
by Mr. Rogers
I saw diet seltzer water once before. .....why?

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:11 am
by AsianBlossom
Maybe they were worried regular water (and seltzer) had too many carbs. (???)

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:22 am
by JesusFreak84
Could this also just be Engrish at work? o.o

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:32 am
by HyperSock
JesusFreak84 wrote:Could this also just be Engrish at work? o.o


O.O Let's hope not, cuz that would be scary :?:

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:26 am
by Mithrandir
The Katakana at the bottom does match the English printing. We can at least assume they *meant* it. Or it's a REALLY good mock up.

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:29 am
by ICE-rocks
Lol Diet water.... what is this world coming to... or is this a way of hiding that the goverment has messed with our water supply.

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:38 am
by Kurama
o.0?!

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:39 am
by Kaligraphic
I would so buy one of these just for the looks on my friends' faces when they ask me for a glass of water and I say "Regular or diet?".

(Of course, I would probably never buy a second. It's not that great of a gag.)

(It's probably got some dieter-friendly additives or something in it, really.)

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:28 pm
by soul alive
My thought was also that it contains 'dieter-friendly additives'...

But really. Diet air next?

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:06 pm
by Tommy
I recall water having 0 for everything on the nutrition box.

Are they negatives?

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 2:04 pm
by KhakiBlueSocks
You have got to be kidding me! What, in the name of all that is good and right in the world, can you take away from WATER to make it DIET?!?

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 2:05 pm
by Mithrandir
ICE-rocks wrote:Lol Diet water.... what is this world coming to... or is this a way of hiding that the goverment has messed with our water supply.


You don't really believe that Americans are getting tubby just because they EAT too much, do you?




[i]I sense a disturbance in the force]

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 3:03 pm
by Stiletto
I'm guessing "Diet" is just a quick way of saying you're going to drink distilled water...

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 3:11 pm
by Mr. Rogers
Mithrandir wrote:You don't really believe that Americans are getting tubby just because they EAT too much, do you?
nope. we're the most unhealthy nation in the world because we're drinking non-diet water. o.o

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 3:23 pm
by SaintGabriel
What the? That was a joke I'd always tell my friends since like... forever. Now I'm seeing it for real. Weird.

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 3:58 pm
by Kiba-kun
Doesn't surprise me. I work in a grocery store and I see the Diet Tonic water everyday and it's all the same to me.

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:06 pm
by Jack Bond
Maybe it's water that's negative stuff? Like -10 grams of carbs?

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:07 pm
by Puritan
This has additives of some type, I'm sure, unless it's simply a crock. Regular water is free of anything resembling a source of energy. They could be selling distilled water like Stiletto suggested, but I doubt it. It is possible, but distilled water isn't much in the way of a diet aid.

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:11 pm
by USSRGirl
:lol: I actually thought of this a long time ago. What a great scam! XD

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:16 pm
by Jingo Jaden
Hmmm, regular water is makeing me fat. Time to change for a improvement.

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:53 pm
by Destroyer2000
Just beautiful. Wow....haha. Well, I don't drink diet anything, much less do I drink water, so yeah.

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:31 pm
by Kai Robin
*sigh* I woulda swore I read something in the Bible that diet water was related to the end times. I'm just gonna sell all my possessions now and wait in the backyard!

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:37 pm
by Mithrandir
I'll give you 5 bucks for all your posessions. If the world is going to end, you don't need them, right?


;)

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:40 pm
by Esoteric
[quote="Mithrandir"]I'll give you 5 bucks for all your posessions. If the world is going to end, you don't need them, right?


]
Heck, if that's the case, you should be able to get them for free!! :dizzy:

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:41 pm
by Kai Robin
doh! double post, feel free to delete this one.