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O Ark, where art thou?
PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2006 1:27 pm
by Heart of Sword
No seriously...where's he been? I haven't seem him around in a while...
Apologies if this belongs in the Goof Off section! I'm not goofing around, though.
Is he just lurking in Jam Session, where I never go? ^^;;;
PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2006 2:06 pm
by Mangafanatic
For the moment, I'll just keep this here in general, but I suspect it shall soon be moving.
Concerning Ark: He is alive, well, and doing his usual moderating of the boards. You may not know he's around, but he's always watching the boards from the shadows. . . always. . .
PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2006 2:13 pm
by Mr. SmartyPants
PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2006 2:36 pm
by Kaligraphic
Ah, Ark. Did you have a special covenant with him? If so, you could call him the Ark of the covenant.
PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2006 2:43 pm
by Mr. SmartyPants
Kaligraphic wrote:Ah, Ark. Did you have a special covenant with him? If so, you could call him the Ark of the covenant.
Oh brother
PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2006 2:53 pm
by Kaligraphic
If he kept a certain type of bird he could be the Ark of the cormorant, and if he worked for Noah's Bagels, he could be Noah's Ark.
(careful, I'll spawn
puns.)
PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2006 7:47 pm
by Azier the Swordsman
Don't worry... I'm sure no doubt he's just lurking. You will see your secret crush again soon.
PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2006 9:04 pm
by Arnobius
Kaligraphic wrote:If he kept a certain type of bird he could be the Ark of the cormorant, and if he worked for Noah's Bagels, he could be Noah's Ark.
(careful, I'll spawn
puns.)
If a certain football team from Oakland were sent to search for him and they made a movie out of it, would it be "Raiders of the Lost Ark"?
PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2006 9:47 pm
by Raiden no Kishi
I am . . . floored. Indeed, my appreciation for your incredibly sophisticate and intelligent humor is rivaled only by my supreme and utter jealousy for your katana wit [katana > rapiers]. I am amazed at your fantastic sense of culture, evidenced by your references to high cinema, classy sporting events, and avian wildlife. You have indeed shown me the light.
That should clear out some of the puns here. [Just carrying on the reference from Kaligraphic's post. ^_~]
It's a good thing our world isn't like UC's story, else my father would have inadvertently wiped Florida off the space-time continuum.
.rai//
PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2006 9:59 pm
by indyrocker
he's always lurking in the shadows looking for some awsome action of smackdown perportions to bring down on some unworthy soul.
PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 9:48 pm
by Stephen
Well it is nice to be missed.
I have been mainly touching base with other staffers and lurking CAA. A friend of mine from out of state was up, and I was spending the week with them. But yes, I've been keeping an eye out on you space monkeys.
PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 11:08 pm
by ChristianKitsune
*is going to draw a space monkey*
WB ARK!
OOH to add to AH's Pun... Ark spelled backwards is Kra! and He was talking about the Oakland Raiders..so..let's take the first part of oakland and put it in front of "kra" we get.....
OAKRA!!! ^^; (okra) you know that pickled stuff...ohkay..lame and stupid..it's late what can I say?
PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 11:37 pm
by Ingemar
I'm pretty sure he was ducking out in the Arkade.
PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 1:41 pm
by Zilch
If you can see Ark, he can see you.
If you can't see Ark, you may be seconds away from death.
PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 6:16 pm
by Ashley
I have to say the puns in this thread had me rolling in my chair.
