Who is Chuck Norris?
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Who is Chuck Norris?
I always hear jokes about this guy. I feel STUPID asking, but who is he?
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Bianca - Posts: 53
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he is walker texas ranger ^_^
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He is a famous martial artist / Actor / Infomercial Spokesmodel who trained under Bruce Lee.
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Chuck Norris is the man. That's all you need to know.
Seriously though, he's a famous American actor and martial artist. You can read more about him here...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris
Seriously though, he's a famous American actor and martial artist. You can read more about him here...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris
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He was an action/martial arts star in the 1980's, and was in movies like 'Delta Force' and 'Invasion USA'. He later showed up in 'Walker, Texas Ranger'. He does Tae Kwon Do, but I really never found him all that impressive nor were his movies especially good.
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Chuck Norris.... Chuck Norris is now a culture icon in some ways, or so it seems XD I think the jokes about him are endlessly funny. And I even made this to commemorate http://customink.com/cink/r.jsp?E=rizotti%40gmail.com&F=norris
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Bianca wrote:I always hear jokes about this guy. I feel STUPID asking, but who is he?
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One of the action stars in 80's movies but less successful then Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Shwartzenegger. Movies like Missing In Action, Code of Silence, Good Guys Wear Black. First appeared (I think) as a villain in Bruce Lee's "Return of the Dragon."
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There are more jokes about this guy on online games than can even described. I think I saw some of delta force, but it seemed kind of lame. The guy never runs out of ammo and he uses the same gun through the whole thing! I love cheesy B movies they're the best!
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The funniest Chuck Norris scene is in Missing in Action. He and this other Special Forces guy trade about three thumbs in about a minute. Then the other guy gets killed.
Ahh makes me laugh every time I see it.
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Yojimbo wrote:The funniest Chuck Norris scene is in Missing in Action. He and this other Special Forces guy trade about three thumbs in about a minute. Then the other guy gets killed.
The thing that cracked me up was when they hit a log roadblock with the jeep... and the log sort of curved around the jeep, because it was a fake prop
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There are only two words in the english language that can describe Chuck Norris. The first is Chuck and the second is Norris...
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If you seen most of the Walker Texas Ranger TV shows you would see once in a while a Christian theme in there, or you felt that the hand of God was giving Walker a little help in saving someone.
He would even take on evil spirits.
He would even take on evil spirits.
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Ark wrote:Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
XD XD taht's just...wow. no comment does that justice.
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LOL I wondered the same thing like.....a couple days ago...and thren i found out and some how gorillas got messed into the confusion. Dont ask XD
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A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris's shoe. Chuck Norris said to him, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris. The mere mention of his name instantly cured the man's blindness. Unfortunately, the first, last, and only thing that man ever saw was a fatal roundhouse kick to the face by Chuck Norris.
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Okay, here's a funny one.
It's a little known fact that Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil in exchange for his rugged good looks and martial arts skills. Upon completing the transaction however, Norris roundhouse kicked the Devil into a wall and demanded for his soul back. The Devil, being someone who appreciates irony, obliged and gave him back his immortal soul.
It's a little known fact that Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil in exchange for his rugged good looks and martial arts skills. Upon completing the transaction however, Norris roundhouse kicked the Devil into a wall and demanded for his soul back. The Devil, being someone who appreciates irony, obliged and gave him back his immortal soul.
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Chuck Norris learned karate from Bruce Lee and co-stared as a villian in one of Bruce Lee`s movies which someone listed before.
I know all about him. Where he was born, where he lives, and everything.
That`s because I am him.
I know all about him. Where he was born, where he lives, and everything.
That`s because I am him.
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Here's one I heard:
Some guy send a letter to the magazine Nintendo Power and said that Chuck Norris was in Street Fighter 2 but was removed because every button made him do a roundhouse kick.Then Nintendo Power showed a picture of Mega Man for the NES and it showed every boss in the game was Chuck Norris,saying that he was removed because,"he made the game impossiable to beat."
Some guy send a letter to the magazine Nintendo Power and said that Chuck Norris was in Street Fighter 2 but was removed because every button made him do a roundhouse kick.Then Nintendo Power showed a picture of Mega Man for the NES and it showed every boss in the game was Chuck Norris,saying that he was removed because,"he made the game impossiable to beat."
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It's reported that 98% of the population has been roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris at least once in their lives.If you're among the 2% that haven't,copy and paste this in your sig.
It's reported that 98% of the population has been roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris at least once in their lives.If you're among the 2% that haven't,copy and paste this in your sig.
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Chuck Norris isnt doing pushups, hes moving the world.
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