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Ah! To die for cheese! It is a melancholic thing!
PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 7:27 pm
by Kaligraphic
Check this out - you're in someone's house, and you see a block of mexican cheese. What do you do? Well, if you're the person in this news article, you decide that it's cocaine, hire a cop to help you kill the whole family... so that you can sell the cheese on the street.
Someone here is pretty messed-up, and ignorant of her cheeses to boot. (Is it more sad or more stupid? You decide.)
Story here (washingtonpost.com)
PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 7:35 pm
by Locke
Ooh and she was 18, that's what suprised me.
queso fresco cheese
I wonder if there is a picture of the cheese in question, i'm getting pretty hungry.
Edit: Oh my goodness. She apparantly is not up to date with Latino culture...
That cheese is cold and squishy, not the cocaine-like qualitys you see on your street corners...
PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:54 pm
by Mr. SmartyPants
lol locke! Yes! Educate the uneducated masses your knowledge of cheese
PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 9:28 pm
by TheDrunkenNinja
I thought cocaine was like powdery stuff?
PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 9:43 pm
by Nate
It is. Which is why that girl is an idiot.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:05 pm
by Mikomi
She must've been on something in the first place to have mistaken cheese for cocaine. What's so sad about this is the idea that she was willing to kill people (including children) for drugs or in this case cheese mistaken for drugs. This world is so messed up.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:27 pm
by Kaligraphic
Queso fresco isn't even one of the more expensive or hard to get cheeses - it was probably no more than $10 worth of cheese.
Good stuff, though.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:30 pm
by Mikomi
Isn't it that stuff you get at Mexican restaurants to dip your chips in?
PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:58 pm
by Locke
Kaligraphic wrote:Queso fresco isn't even one of the more expensive or hard to get cheeses - it was probably no more than $10 worth of cheese.
Good stuff, though.
Amen, I think I have some in the fridge.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:24 pm
by Debitt
I read this to my friend over the phone and we were both in hysterics - killing for a slab of cheese. That's my kind of person right there.
(...I am being sarcastic, of course...)
PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:29 pm
by Slater
can't cocane be compressed into bricks though?
PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 10:38 am
by Taka
Its a good thing, but everyone's ignorance of drugs makes me laugh...
PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 10:45 am
by Swordguy
behold the power of cheese
PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 10:51 am
by Taka
^actualy, that is what i first thought..
PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 11:01 am
by Ingemar
Well, at least no one died.
PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 11:15 am
by Scribs
I am very glad to hear that noone was killed, but for goodness sake! Cheese! Not only did she mistake the cheese, but she wasnt even good enough to get a good hitman... Man is she going to be made fun of in the big house.
PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:52 pm
by Ingemar
Locke wrote:That cheese is cold and squishy, not the cocaine-like qualitys you see on your street corners...
The cheese in the article was described as crumbly. However, I have seen that kind of cheese before, and I don't see how anyone could mistake it for cocaine, whether powdered or rocks.
PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:20 pm
by K. Ayato
Judging by the appearance of the cheese, the lady was either on something or just a complete dodo-head.
PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:28 pm
by ShiroiHikari
Wow. Just wow. I'm pretty sure she was ON crack if she did something like this. What a moron.
PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 3:46 pm
by Bobtheduck
Both very funny and somewhat scary... I better not leave the appartment with talcum powder on my clothing... I may be assassinated... Or I may help catch a dumb cokehead... Coke is for dopes... Stick to Pepsi.
PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 8:47 pm
by TheDrunkenNinja
I think reading these posts and looking at the cheese picture made me lactose intolerant. THat cheese looked like a gray...a gray...THING.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 12:47 pm
by Kaligraphic
Bobtheduck wrote:Coke is for dopes... Stick to Pepsi.
religious war in six characters: "RC 4tw"
PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 12:53 pm
by chibiphonebooth
LOL
AHAHAH.
wow, what an idiot.
COCAAAIIINNNEEEE- no wait..tahts just cheese.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 1:02 pm
by Technomancer
Kaligraphic wrote:Queso fresco isn't even one of the more expensive or hard to get cheeses - it was probably no more than $10 worth of cheese.
Good stuff, though.
I'll have to try it some time then if it's available here. Now if I cane ver get my hands on some of that truffled stuff I had once
or maybe some applewood smoked chedder
. Mmmmm...cheese.
You really do have to be a special kind of stupid to have made this mistake though. Grated Parmesan maybe....
PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:43 pm
by Bobtheduck
Kaligraphic wrote:religious war in six characters: "RC 4tw"
No... Pepsi 4 T W!!! RC is a festering pile of Coke product!!!
Um... Yeah... I hope that person was prosecuted to the full extent of the law, and put in prison preschool for reeducation... Or, just, education.