CAA: Christian Anime Alliance

This a thread for anyone to post their favorite quotes from anywhere!!

Here's mine:
In relationships the little things are the big things. Have any relationships needing some help? Try a hello, a smile, a compliment, a hug.

Deathman is dead - Mystery men

Nice. . . .. . . here's another one:

When you think youi've mastered humility, you've lost it. - from a sermon at church

I will explain in two words: We propose to marry your daughters. - The Pirates of Penzance

Found Him!! - Cyborg, Beast Boy, Raven - Teen Titans

A Zebra cannot change its spots - Al Gore

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Shoot for the moon and even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.

"The worlds not out to get me. I'm out to get the world"--- A board member (can't think of the name)

"To attack is to enforce to an opponent. The resulting ill-thougth shall not be lost to the universe. But return, to strike us down."--- A tree monster form Inhumanoids.

I have a quote.

"I couldnt,I was compelled to stay...compelled to disobey." Agent Smith -Matrix Reloaded-

"People of the United States American Government,I did not have relations with that woman..." Bill Clinton

"The most important things in life are not things." - a billboard outside a church at the place I work

"Einstein said 'God does not play dice.' He is right. God plays Scrabble." - Philip Gold

If money is the worlds curse, then may god smite me with it, and may I never recover! - Tevia, Fiddler on the roof

~~All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.~~


~NL~

"if you wish in this world to advance, your merits your bound to enhance, you must stir it and stump it and blow your own trumpet or trust me you havnt a chance" - From Ruddygore by W.S. Gilbert

Now Is The Time For All Good Englishmen To Come To The Aid Of Their Nation.
Lord Nelson's Signal At Traflagar.

It is a good thing that war is so terrible or we would grow to love it too much.
General Robert E. Lee

I have a ton.

"Oro?" - Kenshin

"From beasts we scorn as soulless,
In forest, field and den,
The cry goes up to witness
The soullessness of men."
~M. Frida Hartley

"A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede jacket. "You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."
- Jake Johanson

"Dogs have owners, cats have staff." ~ Anonymous

"Why should man expect his prayer for mercy to be heard by What is above him when he shows no mercy to what is under him?" ~Pierre Troubetzkoy

I love california. I practically grew up in Pheonix. - Dan Quail

"The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense." - Tom Clancy

"People think that I must be a very strange person. This is not correct. I have the heart of a small boy. It is in a glass jar on my desk." - Stephen King

"This book contains all the letters needed to write the next great American novel. All you have to do is arrange them in the correct order." - the back of one of my brother's books. Can't remember the title.

W.S. Gilbert, befor becoming a playwrite was a lawyer. He was at one point working on a divorce case, and the wife told the court that her husband was a horrible man who beat her, and that he had a large ugly abcess on his back. Gilbert's responce was this: "ah, then I see that this is not a case of abcess making the heart grow fonder!"

"It depends on what your definition of the word "is" is." - Bill Clinton

"Your arms are too short to box with God."

"If God is your co-pilot, you'd better switch seats!"

"Good, Bad, I'm the one with the gun." - Army of Darkness

"Once I have decided to kill you, there is nothing you can do but die." Rurouni Kenshin

"Sore wa himitsu desu!" - Xellos from Slayers

I got a million of 'em :3

W.S. Gilbert was at a party in new york where some ditzy american girls asked him if "dear old Bach was still composing." His response this was "No, dear old Bach is currently in the process of decomposing."

"Surgery, surgery, when in doubt, surgery!" - Komrin, D. Gray-man

"It's not evil! The coffee is evil!" - Komui, D. Gray-man

...I just love the coffee chapter of that manga. 8D

“This muffin could conquer the world! Do not underestimate the power of the muffin. The muffin will smite all those who question it. The muffin will crush all nay sayers! He who controls the muffin controls the entire world!â€

"Is this type of thing going to happen every time we use the infinite improbibility drive?"

"It's quite probable."

-Hitchhikers Guide to the Galexy

"I always try to avoid hitting squirrel. Especially the cement kind. Those things will really jack up your car."

look at my signature

the best one is probably:
"Who is more irrational? A man who believes in a God he doesn't see, or a man who's offended by a God he doesn't believe in?"
- Comedian Brad Stine

also:

“C.S. Lewis says there are two kinds of people in this world: Those who bend their knee to God and say to him 'Your will be done', or those who refuse to bend their knee to him and he says 'Alright, then your will be done'. Every person in their eternal destiny will be exactly where he or she has chosen to be. And that is as fair as one can be because to give a person the dignity of freedom, and then to violate it just to make freedom an illusive thing or an illusionary thing.â€

"Why are we standing around like targets?" --my friend, as we were standing in the middle of a forest clearing trying not to get attacked by some of our other friends

*Ravi zacharias is debating with a professor of eastern philosophy about the either/or logic vs the both/and logic

"Indeed, it does emerge,, And as a matter of fact, even in India we look both ways before we cross the street--it is either the bus or me, not both of us." -Ravi Zacharias

"There is no spoon" - Freaky lil' bald kid from the Matrix

"HEY SAITOH!!! FORK OVER THAT WEAPON NOW!!!!!" - Major Motoko Kusanagi (Ghost in the Shell)

"MOOOTOOOOKOOOOO!!!!!!!!" - Batou (Ghost in the Shell)

"Why am I crying in French???" - Vash the Stampede (Trigun) [i'm kinda surprised nobody did that one yet]

well, that's all for now folks

"all allong the untrodden paths of the future, I see the footprints of an unseen hand." - Sir Boyle Roche

That guy said some odd things (look in my sig for another)