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"...because I am Jesus"

PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:29 pm
by Tenshi no Ai
I just came back from a youth retreat this weekend, and one clip they played was "how some people think Jesus is like" (as the site desribes, because of the old-school Sunday school classes showed Him to be ) :/

It's sad to think that people would view Him as this... but as far as satire goes, it's pretty funny, knowing it's not true! The voices crack me up!

playing hide and seek?

football instead of church?

sin revealed...

cheap Pharasies...

PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:34 pm
by Mr. SmartyPants
ahhhh I love this

"What Jesus is not"

Ive seen these... LOOVE them they are HEEELARIOUS

Peter: "Jesus I thought you were our friend!"
Jesus: "Peter I am your friend, I just don't have time for you..."

PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 6:47 pm
by Linksquest
Yea... i have seen them as well. HILARIOUS! XD

PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 6:56 pm
by Nate
WOW.

These were freakin' HILARIOUS.

The voices cracked me up. Especially in the second one when the dude runs in and yells, "I KNEW IT! JESUS! WAAAAAH!"

These are all so very, very quotable and hilarious...the second one is still my favorite...though I like the ending of the fourth one most of all.

"Sucker doesn't even realize I kept his coin." XD

PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 7:45 pm
by Hitokiri
Very nice.

Some of those sunday school videos are defiently MST3K-able...done in a humorous and non-blasphemous light mind you :lol:

PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 8:00 pm
by Fireproof
"You drank too much wine last night. Not way too much, but just enough to make me angry. And Frank. You know what you did, but I can't say it, because I'm Jesus."
Those were awesome. So funny.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 8:12 pm
by Mr. SmartyPants
Fireproof wrote:"You drank too much wine last night. Not way too much, but just enough to make me angry. And Frank. You know what you did, but I can't say it, because I'm Jesus."
Those were awesome. So funny.


You said a bad word when you hit yourself with a hammer, Joe you laughed at him when he hit himself

or something like that :lol:

PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 8:23 pm
by The Last Bard
I really, really, really don't like Dial-up... *Waah*

PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 8:25 pm
by Tenshi no Ai
The Last Bard wrote:I really, really, really don't like Dial-up... *Waah*


Dial up... that's rare these days...

But a great part is the whole "You can be Christian if you burn all those footballs and start coming to church".

PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 9:08 pm
by Warrior 4 Jesus
I've seen this sometime ago but its very funny and good. Some ultra-conservatives would chuck a spaz at these videos but its more sending up society's view of Jesus and the way the Church portrays him and the Christian life.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 9:20 pm
by The Last Bard
Yeah, Dial-up is rare these days. But we live in the country so that's why we still don't have it. Hopefully they will bring High Speed this way soon!

PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 11:43 pm
by Warrior4Christ
I saw these a while ago too. HILARIOUS-NESS!!!
kaemmerite wrote:"Sucker doesn't even realize I kept his coin." XD

That's one of my favourites too :lol:.