Welcome folks, to The Shatterheart Show. We are now celebrating our massive 2nd episode! So far the ratings seem to be going good. As long as it keeps good ratings, it can stay sticked. Once it starts to get that stale show smell...it sinks like a rock. But, without keeping the fans waiting any longer. Let me introduce our guest this week.
Mangafanatic!
Before we get started, I have a few words of wisdom from a random YIM chatters in the audience tonight.
jmr976431: ring ring ring ring ring ring ring...banana phooone
tripsternick: MY EYE!
spikespiegel306: BAM!
tripsternick: i like deh wimeens
As you can tell...its no wonder this show is so strange if these guys are the ones who inspired me to start the show.
*Clears throat* In any case...lets get on with the questions.
Shatterheart wrote:1. How did you find CAA? Did you stumble on to it, or did someone point you to it?
Mangafanatic wrote:When I stumbled across CAA, it was at a time in my life when I was just about to give up manga and anime completely, because I was so tired I feeling I was the only Christian fan of anime there was on earth. More importantly, I was just fed up of trying asking other random anime fans for clean anime and manga and getting answers like "Well, have you ever seen Neon Genesis Evangelion?" As one of my last resorts, I googled in the phrase "Christian anime reviews."
*Poof!* CAA appeared.
Shatterheart wrote:2. How many websites are you associated with at the moment?
Mangafanatic wrote:Associated with? Well, right now I'm a member of probably three other boards, but I have a combined post count of, like, 100 post on all of them. Mostly, I joined them because they provided services I needed. CAA is really the only board of which I'm active member.
Shatterheart wrote:3. What is your least fav type of thread to see
Mangafanatic wrote:I have two least favorite thread types. The first is the "o.mg!!1! sumbody cum and fight over me!"/Marriage threads. I dislike them A) because they promote an internet relationship fixation and
B) they multiply. Someone makes one of those threads one evening and the next morning there's twelve of them. The second type of thread I dislike with a passion is bashing/hate threads. No matter what the topic or the annoyance, publicizing your dislike or disagreement like that won't solve it. Remember that, boys and girl. *nod nod*
Shatterheart wrote:4. What is your fav type of thread to see
Mangafanatic wrote:My favorite type of thread would probably be any Fruits Basket discussion thread (Yes, I'm a junkie) or threads where everybody shares what they like about other members. Those are so fun.
Shatterheart wrote:5. Hit me with some wisdom, a quote you like
Mangafanatic wrote:Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no effect on society. And it's so true..
Shatterheart wrote:6. What nicknames are you known by online?
Mangafanatic wrote:I have a lot of nicknames, but the only one of them is officially approve is Osaka[-chan].
Shatterheart wrote:7. I must say, you are one of the more under-rated members on CAA...in a few thoughts, what would you like to say to the entire site?
Mangafanatic wrote:I'd like to say that you're entirely correct, Steve. I am SOOOO under-rated. Come on, people. Appreciate me!
Just kidding.
Joking aside, what I'd like to say to the whole site is that I really appreciate everybody here. I know it sounds so typical and fake, but you guys really mean so much to me. I once though "What would I do if everybody on CAA quit?" I concluded, quite honestly, that I'd just cry. You guys are the best, and I know you're all a gift God gave me when I needed you all the most.
Shatterheart wrote:8. Your friend asks you if somthing there wearing looks good. It is absoluly horrific. Its like fashion upchucked on them. Do you tell them it looks good anyway? Or are you honost? Be honost in your answer or Kaemmerite will release my Ghandi-bot to track you down. Don't question it.
Mangafanatic wrote:answer this question only for fear of the all-powerful Ghandi-bot! *dons garlic and finds large steak, unaware that neither could protect her from the fearful Ghandi-bot.*
I think I'd probably say "I don't exactly think, and it's definitely noy the best thing I've ever seen you in. We can definitely find something better for you to wear. Like. . . a shag carpet." I probably wouldn't say the thing about the shag carpet. But I'd be thinking it. . .
Shatterheart wrote:9. You can do any practical joke to any of the staffers on CAA, which one do you pick...and what practical joke do you do?
Mangafanatic wrote:If I could prank any staffer. It would DEFINITELY be Steve. I've never totally forgiven him for his "I'm leaving" April fool's joke. *shakes fist* Makin' girls cry. . . It's just so low.
Maybe the prank would be a long rant hate post, saying that I'd decided to leave the board due to the rampant sin in the lives of the authority-- the problem having become blatantly obvious to me by Steve's decision to cut his hair. And then I'd act all indignant and not sign in for a couple days-- just to scare people. Unfortunately, it wouldn't work, because, before anyone even had time to see the thread, I'd start feeling guilty and edit my rant prank. After this redaction it would read: "Never mind. This was a stupid idea. Someone, can, um, close this if it's not too much trouble. . ."
Shatterheart wrote:10.(Taken from a YIM Chatter named Indy)What would you do if you were in a cage of bears and all you had to defend yourself with was a twinky?
Mangafanatic wrote:Easy. I'd divide the twinky into four parts. The first part I'd give to the bears, in hopes of gaining their friendship and disuading them from eating me. If this failed, I'd make an altar to the Lord using the twinky wrapped and whatever jewelry I was wearing. On this altar, I would offer two pieces of the twinky as I prayed for deliverance. If, after that, the Lord chose to still allow the bears to attack me, I'd eat the last part of the twinky and die a happy woman.
Shatterheart wrote:11.FORLF. What does it mean to you? Be specific.
Mangafanatic wrote: Frankly, Osaka really like fudge. Specifically, I like chocolate fudge. But I'm not that picky.
Shatterheart wrote:12. (Submitted by Spike)You are in a fist fight with a disney character. Which one is it, and what is the outcome of the fight?
Mangafanatic wrote:I think I'd probably get in a fist fight with Maid Marion from Robin Hood 'cause I had a serious crush on the Disney Robin Hood when I was a kid. Unfortunately, we'd never really know the outcome of the fight, because I'd definitely run away before she got a punch in. Odds are, though, if I played fair-- she'd win. Which isn't much incentive for me to fight fair now, is it?
Shatterheart wrote:Now, a question from my asst. Kae. 13. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
[quote="Mangafanatic"]Both. That means he'll get government subsidy and he'll also have no effect on society. Lucky turtle. . . ]
*claps* Totaly awesome responces to all my questions by Osaka. The Twinkie answer made my face hurt I laughed so hard.