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PostPosted: **Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:28 pm**

Hey guys,

I recently suggested to one person that works at my church, is to have a stand-up comedy competition, where either one person or a group can compete with fairly clean material. Now, I am planning on competeing in it. So here are some lines from my pre-routine: (Note: some may have racial issues, but it's more of me dealing with my strict korean parents or me being korean than anything else) ()= act it out

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You know you've found the right girl when you can throw a plasma-grenade and she won't make you sleep on the couch

You've always seen korean doctors, but then a friend of mine asked me, why aren't there any korean vets? Cause we'd eat them!!!

(in asian accent) "Sorry, Fido not make it" (pick at teeth)

Have you guy's ever been to a korean's open house? If you haven't the only people that are there are the parent's friends. And all they talk about is how smart there kids are. Yeah, my parents would talk to these people and they'd stay stuff like

(in asian accent) "My daughter get scholarship from Duke, What about you Hyung-Soo?"

and my dad would say (in asian accent) "Oh, uh, John, he do game, I must go now" (make painful yell, "stab" self with mic)

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PostPosted: **Fri Jun 10, 2005 5:08 pm**

HAHAH!! that is funny!! ^_^

PostPosted: **Fri Jun 10, 2005 5:30 pm**

Nice............

PostPosted: **Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:03 pm**

I don't get it.
There was a guy from my church who is into standup comedy. He competed in a radio competiton and was one of the finalists. Needless to say he was the only one with clean jokes, but they were really funny too!

PostPosted: **Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:06 pm**

Those are pretty good.

PostPosted: **Fri Jun 10, 2005 10:41 pm**

LOL hwarang i can TOTALLY relate (im korean too lol)

PostPosted: **Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:13 am**

Some of those weren't bad.

I like to see Christian comedians. The majority of those I have seen have actually been extremely funny without resorting to crudity. Though I don't actively seek out comedians, I've only seen a few that call themselves "Christian" and are low quality, and many that I found hilarious.

PostPosted: **Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:19 am**

We had something similar at our church called "Last Laugh", named after how God got the last laugh at Satan when Jesus rose from the grave. Didn't get to go though because of work. Your stand-up's good! ^.^ Hope it goes well! Most importantly- have fun!

PostPosted: **Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:38 am**

Have you ever seen the Bananas tv show? They have Christian comics who are absolutely hilarious. You can get it on dvd too.

PostPosted: **Sun Jun 12, 2005 11:25 am**

HwaRang777 wrote:
Hey guys,

I recently suggested to one person that works at my church, is to have a stand-up comedy competition, where either one person or a group can compete with fairly clean material. Now, I am planning on competeing in it. So here are some lines from my pre-routine: (Note: some may have racial issues, but it's more of me dealing with my strict korean parents or me being korean than anything else) ()= act it out

[indent]
You know you've found the right girl when you can throw a plasma-grenade and she won't make you sleep on the couch

You've always seen korean doctors, but then a friend of mine asked me, why aren't there any korean vets? Cause we'd eat them!!!

(in asian accent) "Sorry, Fido not make it" (pick at teeth)

Have you guy's ever been to a korean's open house? If you haven't the only people that are there are the parent's friends. And all they talk about is how smart there kids are. Yeah, my parents would talk to these people and they'd stay stuff like

(in asian accent) "My daughter get scholarship from Duke, What about you Hyung-Soo?"

and my dad would say (in asian accent) "Oh, uh, John, he do game, I must go now" (make painful yell, "stab" self with mic)

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no offense, but i find that is not funny...i guess i don't take those kinds of jookes well since i am Korean...i have Korean family members...we don't act like that...maybe try and be a little mroe careful with some of your ideas please.... :shady:

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