A Napoleon Dynamite Skit
PostPosted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 11:49 am
I had no idea where to put this topic but since General says: "Talk about anything in here" I decided to post it here.
Anyways, we (As in my Youth Group) were going to have a skit about Napoleon Dynamite trying out for American Idol and sending it to our favorite youth pastor up in philadelphia that did our retreat.
So there were try-outs for Napoleon and I thought to myself "I can do a decent Napoleon imiation" so i tried out. It all came down to me and my friend Matt who ended up being uncle Rico which means i got the part.
Here was the American Idol scene: ( There were many scenes)
I can`t remember the female judge`s name so I`ll put in "Lady." Remember, all my friends tell me i have a near-perfect accent so bar with me.
Lady: What`s your name?
Me: Napoleon Dynamite.
Randy: So what will you be singing?
Me: WHATEVER I FEEL LIKE, GOSH! Actually my lips are chapped so I decided to do a dance instead.
So I and my two backup dancing friends did a short version of the Napoleon Dynamite dance put on in the movie. I was a little embarassed because it was in front of 50 other kids.
So here are the results:
Randy: What was that?
Lady:.....
Simon: That was bloody pathetic! My Grandmother dances better than that and her hips are more artificial that that bloody fro you got there.
Me: FINE!
Ok, well there`s more scenes but i don`t have the script with me. i`ll try to find it. Oh and Simon`s joke is my material. My friend Dan who played him asked me what to say when i finished and i told him to say that. I loved that fro.
Anyways, we (As in my Youth Group) were going to have a skit about Napoleon Dynamite trying out for American Idol and sending it to our favorite youth pastor up in philadelphia that did our retreat.
So there were try-outs for Napoleon and I thought to myself "I can do a decent Napoleon imiation" so i tried out. It all came down to me and my friend Matt who ended up being uncle Rico which means i got the part.
Here was the American Idol scene: ( There were many scenes)
I can`t remember the female judge`s name so I`ll put in "Lady." Remember, all my friends tell me i have a near-perfect accent so bar with me.
Lady: What`s your name?
Me: Napoleon Dynamite.
Randy: So what will you be singing?
Me: WHATEVER I FEEL LIKE, GOSH! Actually my lips are chapped so I decided to do a dance instead.
So I and my two backup dancing friends did a short version of the Napoleon Dynamite dance put on in the movie. I was a little embarassed because it was in front of 50 other kids.
So here are the results:
Randy: What was that?
Lady:.....
Simon: That was bloody pathetic! My Grandmother dances better than that and her hips are more artificial that that bloody fro you got there.
Me: FINE!
Ok, well there`s more scenes but i don`t have the script with me. i`ll try to find it. Oh and Simon`s joke is my material. My friend Dan who played him asked me what to say when i finished and i told him to say that. I loved that fro.
