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I welcome some of the 'fortunes' I've obtained. XD It may seem weird but I keep these fortune tags in my wallet.



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Some fortune cookies can generate interesting or nonsensical fortunes.

"Someone is very anxious to meet you."

"The person next to you may be a potential mate." (when the ppl next to you are of the same genders)

Anyone with memorable ones?

"The person next to you may be a potential mate." (when the ppl next to you are of the same genders)

LOL! XD XD

I don't remember any of the fortune cookies I've gotten. >.<

I always eat my fortunes. Or else they won't come true. Seriously, I've eaten three or four of those little paper slips in my lifetime. >.>

Fireproof wrote:I always eat my fortunes. Or else they won't come true. Seriously, I've eaten three or four of those little paper slips in my lifetime. >.>

O_0

lol

Sakura15 wrote:O_0

lol

'Twas a friend's suggestion. I'm not insane enought to come up with that sort of stuff on my own... Yet.

I've always wanted to get a little paper slip that said:

"I'm free!"

Once, I got not 1, 2, or even 3 fortunes in one cookie. XD I got 4. Two of them went against each other, as well. u.u

Sunako wrote:Once, I got not 1, 2, or even 3 fortunes in one cookie. XD I got 4. Two of them went against each other, as well. u.u

4 fortunes?!?! How is it even possible to shove that much paper into a tiny cookie??

For some reason, most of the fortunes I get aren't even fortunes, they're more like helpful advice. I tend to find ones that say things like, "Do your best" or "Avoid confrontations with friends". Although, when I get actual fortunes, they say really weird stuff. Once, I got one that said something to the effect of "The enemy is close by, in an unsuspecting place" and another that said "You have many admirers and are loved by all". O.o

my friend had one that was totally engrished up XD i forgot what it said though

The most recent one I got said:

"Your ambition will pay off in the long run."

i got one once that said "congratulations on your wedding"

Heh, one of my friends back in elementary school was insulted by one that said "You must learn to read between the lines."

My mom just got one a couple weeks ago. Said that she and her wife will be very happy together.

Yep.

I'm still waiting for the one that says:"You are about to marry a beautiful
girl named Mitsuki or Kagome."

My totally insane cousin(who I'm convinced is some sort of government experiment gone awry, and is quoted twice in my sig) got one once that said "The beauty within your heart will guide you through life."

haru_bay_nay wrote:4 fortunes?!?! How is it even possible to shove that much paper into a tiny cookie??

It's possible. Believe me, I was there.

You will find it wise to remain silent.

I don't talk that much do I?

Often, fortunes aren't fortunes at all. Usually it's some kind of instructive mumbo jumbo or something like "People like you."

I got one that said you will soon enjoy a trip to the orient.
I though yeah i wish i cant go on my mission trip till next year and i raise the money.
But ne ways i used to keep them in my wallet its like involentary!

I got one today that said, "You will get good news in the mail." Pretty specific for a cookie, lol.

Has anyone heard of the fortune cookie oracle game? It's where you ask a question that cannot be answered by yes or no to your cookie before you open it, and if it answers your question, it scores a point. If not, you score a point.

i got a fortune cookie one time that said I was going to make the great journey over the waters.

I laughed a lot.
not planning on dying any time soon.

Puguni wrote:Has anyone heard of the fortune cookie oracle game? It's where you ask a question that cannot be answered by yes or no to your cookie before you open it, and if it answers your question, it scores a point. If not, you score a point.

then the score would be:

ME:18493761298457164985716409815706982537896134
Cookie: 0

I just typed in fortune in my terminal and got this;

"Your present plans will be successful."

Which makes me think, I don't have much of a plan right now other than playing NWN, so... Looks like I'll finish the game again today

[edit] I just tried again. I got:

"Your step will soil many countries."

o__________O

I helped prepare for a wedding last month and for the reception we made custom fortune cookies. Among the fortunes were:

"Smile. It makes people wonder what you're up to."
"You will soon consume a tasteless faux-Asian baked good."
"LOOK BEHIND YOU!"

and

"Help! I'm being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory!"

Cap'n Crack wrote:I helped prepare for a wedding last month and for the reception we made custom fortune cookies. Among the fortunes were:

"Smile. It makes people wonder what you're up to."
"You will soon consume a tasteless faux-Asian baked good."
"LOOK BEHIND YOU!"

and

"Help! I'm being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory!"

How about:"No Refund On The Cake!"

how lucky for you all. All fortunes I get are ordinary, boring inspirations.

If fortune cookies were true then I'd be happily married and living the
sweet life in say Hawaii now!

Kris' fortune cookie wrote: You can always depend on the trust of the collective.

O_O

Cap'n Crack wrote:I helped prepare for a wedding last month and for the reception we made custom fortune cookies. Among the fortunes were:

"Smile. It makes people wonder what you're up to."
"You will soon consume a tasteless faux-Asian baked good."
"LOOK BEHIND YOU!"

and

"Help! I'm being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory!"

how about "The cake was spiked with poison!"

Cap'n'Crack, you crack me up (pun intended).

What about "You will experience some gastrointestrinal turmoil very soon."