Na, you don’t freak any body out…or maybe you do…
CAAER #1: We have found AngelSakura. May we burn her?
CAA MEMBERS: Burn her! Burn! Burn her! Burn her!
HS5000: How do you know she is AngelSakura?
CAAER #2: She looks like one.
CAA MEMBERS: Right! Yeah! Yeah!
HS5000: Bring her forward.
ANGELSAKURA: I'm not AngelSakura. I'm not AngelSakura.
HS5000: Uh, but you are dressed as one.
ANGELSAKURA: They dressed me up like this.
CAA MEMBERS: Augh, we didn't! We didn't...
ANGELSAKURA: And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
HS5000: Well?
CAAER #1: Well, we did do the nose.
HS5000: The nose?
CAAER #1: And the hat, but she is AngelSakura!
CAAER #2: Yeah!
CAA MEMBERS: We burn her! Right! Yeaaah! Yeaah!
HS5000: Did you dress her up like this?
CAAER #1: No!
CAAER #2 and 3: No. No.
CAAER #2: No.
CAAER #1: No.
VILLAGERS #2 and #3: No.
CAAER #1: Yes.
CAAER #2: Yes.
CAAER #1: Yes. Yeah, a bit.
CAAER #3: A bit.
VILLAGERS #1 and #2: A bit.
CAAER #3: A bit.
CAAER #1: She has got a wart.
HS5000: What makes you think she is AngelSakura?
CAAER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt.
HS5000: A newt?
CAAER #3: I got better.
CAAER #2: Burn her anyway!
CAAER #1: Burn!
CAA MEMBERS: Burn her! Burn! Burn her!...
HS5000: Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is AngelSakura.
CAAER #1: Are there?
CAAER #2: Ah?
CAAER #1: What are they?
CAA MEMBERS: Tell us! Tell us!...
HS5000: Tell me. What do you do with AngelSakuraes?
CAAER #2: Burn!
CAAER #1: Burn!
CAA MEMBERS: Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...
HS5000: And what do you burn apart from AngelSakuraes?
CAAER #1: More AngelSakuraes!
CAAER #3: Shh!
CAAER #2: Wood!
HS5000: So, why do AngelSakuraes burn?
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CAAER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of... wood?
HS5000: Good! Heh heh.
CAA MEMBERS: Oh, yeah. Oh.
HS5000: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
CAAER #1: Build a bridge out of her.
HS5000: Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
CAAER #1: Oh, yeah.
HS5000: Does wood sink in water?
CAAER #1: No. No.
CAAER #2: No, it floats! It floats!
CAAER #1: Throw her into the pond!
CAA MEMBERS: The pond! Throw her into the pond!
HS5000: What also floats in water?
CAAER #1: Bread!
CAAER #2: Apples!
CAAER #3: Uh, very small rocks!
CAAER #1: Cider!
CAAER #2: Uh, gra-- gravy!
CAAER #1: Cherries!
CAAER #2: Mud!
CAAER #3: Uh, churches! Churches!
CAAER #2: Lead! Lead!
MODERATOR: A duck!
CAA MEMBERS: Oooh.
HS5000: Exactly. So, logically...
CAAER #1: If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.
HS5000: And therefore?
CAAER #2: AngelSakura!
CAAER #1: AngelSakura!
CAA MEMBERS: AngelSakura! AngelSakura!...
If any one should freak people out it should be me