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Fufufufu beware all you cyber junkies
PostPosted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 6:02 am
by Mave
http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/04/22/text.iq/index.html
AWESOME. Now I have an excuse for being dumb! XD I hope I get to blame it on online forumming (especially CAA hahaha), chatting, blogging and the 101 other things I do in cyberspace as well.
PostPosted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 8:38 am
by dragonshimmer
Too bad my boss won't accept this explanation so easily .... ^_~
PostPosted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 8:58 am
by AlBhedNikki
Oh poopy. No wonder I'm getting all A's and B's in my classes! This sux0r02!!!
PostPosted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 9:36 am
by Mr. SmartyPants
well we're not office workers, so we're okay
PostPosted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 9:45 am
by Syaoran
Oooookkkkkkk
......... they have too much time on their hands don't you think so.
PostPosted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 12:56 pm
by mitsuki lover
So does that mean we all ought to smoke pot instead of reading our e-mails?
PostPosted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 2:36 pm
by Locke
Scientists are cool guys, they make studys about the most trivial things to give us some trivia for work and/or school.
We should be thanking these guys!
PostPosted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 2:57 pm
by RoyalWing
I only check my messages.. not often.. just... every 2 hours... (T__o)
(But, it's very scary that this is happening!)
PostPosted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 3:20 pm
by AngelSakura
This explains a great deal.
PostPosted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 7:42 pm
by Yojimbo
What a load of bullhonky.
And scientists were saying 20 years ago holding a sneeze in would kill brain cells.
PostPosted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 8:58 pm
by termyt
So that's why my brain is so addled these days. Makes sensWhat? Oh OK, Ill get to that right awaHold on, I've got a phone call...
PostPosted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 9:40 pm
by Kaligraphic
If you smoke your emails, your IQ goes down by 15 points.
PostPosted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 9:41 pm
by Kkun
mitsuki lover wrote:So does that mean we all ought to smoke pot instead of reading our e-mails?
I'm taking the lack of response as a yes. Bye bye computer, hello Miracle Grow and a "special" flower garden in the backyard.
PostPosted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 3:08 am
by Fsiphskilm
LOL, yeah
PostPosted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 6:10 pm
by mitsuki lover
I predict one of these years they'll actually discover anime is good for increasing the ol' I.Q.
Hey,when that day comes that would mean we'd be among the smartest people in the world!
PostPosted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 6:17 pm
by Mave
mitsuki lover wrote:I predict one of these years they'll actually discover anime is good for increasing the ol' I.Q.
Hey,when that day comes that would mean we'd be among the smartest people in the world!
I can't be one of the research subjects of that project since I would heavily contradict that theory and be a major outlier in the statistics!
PostPosted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 6:22 pm
by Hitokiri
Just another reason to legalize marijuana
PostPosted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 6:22 pm
by Maverick
One word to sum up scientific accuracy... monkey.
PostPosted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 6:52 pm
by This is Song
The goverment should do one of those swap things were people can trade in their computers for pot (just kidding!)
PostPosted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 8:21 pm
by Doubleshadow
Ugh. This scientist in training: Distracted people can't focus, well duh! Didn't need a study to tell me that! Besides, one study means nada to those of us with any knowledge of statistics. Lets see what a few more have to say.
PostPosted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 9:53 pm
by Mithrandir
Hey, today was case in point proving them spot on. Every 20 minutes someone would pop onto IM and post something weird like, "Hey! I DYED MY HAIR!!!" *glares at volt* Between that and a massive dose of "holy handgrenades the spam filter is generating false postives!!!" I nearly got a meeting scheduled today.
(If you actually got all the references above, you have my deepest condolences).
PostPosted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 5:16 am
by Fireproof
email mkae friepoorf dmub? me no nkow. me gots 2 go pkoe tihngs wiht a sahrp sitck adn drool in teh corner.