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I got this set of instructions for using a peice of freeware. I thought it was important enough to sahre withthe rest of you:

ExPing

For Windows95 / 98 / NT4.0 / 2000

For all the engineers who are related to the network software may be to become a good partner.

• Able to implement Ping to a plural host.
• The implementation designating regular the interval is possible.
• Possible to leave the record of the log.

License
The software is FREE SOFTWARE without being related to commercial/unbusiness.
The user is the risk of oneself and shall use this software.
The author does not guarantee all the damage that broke out when this software is used.

Copyright
Copyright(c) 1997-1999 Masahiro Suzuki, All rights reserved.
Reverse-engineering or modifying this software is strictly prohibited.

Support & Impression
Please e-mail to masa-s@imasy.or.jp
But,this software was developed by Japanese. And, the author of this software is not able to understand English. Accordingly, it may not possible a sufficient support to the question and request, etc. Sorry :-)

Installation
Please unfold the archive that was unpacked to an optional directory.

Uninstallation
Please delete all the files with the Explorer etc. ExPing is not using the registry.

Usage
Please input the address regarded as the object of PING in the Host-Tabsheet.
One line is used in One address, and becomes remarks until future after the space after each address.

By pushing a [F5] key PING starts.

Command Line Options
List of all command line options supported in ExPing

-R : Execute Ping at the time of ExPing start.
-C : Exit ExPing at the time of Finished Ping. This option require –R option.
-O filename : Log file name. This option require –C option.
-H : Hide in the Taskbar.

The capital letter small letter and also order of the command line option are not distinguished.

About NG Action
Popup message does not scratch open or more piece 1 it.
You can incorporate the information of NG to the command line option of case that triggersthe outside program.

%n : Hostname
%d : DateTime
%s : Status Message
%e : Remarks

The capitol letter small letter is distinguished.

Revision History

1999/09/29 v1.25a
- The first English edition disclosure.

( End of Document ) If ExPing is beneficial for you, I am happy…

all your base are belong to us. you have no chance to survive make your time.

heh, really, that's pretty funny stuff, even if it wasn't meant to be.

How to Zerowingize your sentences:

Use Babelfish to convert a sentence to Japanese, then convert it back to English. One of my faves is the classic Meow Mix commercial, which ends up this way:

"As for me the lever which the tuna, me is liked, the combination of Meow which you think that me we want, transfers, you like."

I particularly like, "The author does not guarantee all the damage that broke out when this software is used."

Also, note the copyright section. It seems even the worst at English can get it right when lawyers are involved.

Hey, don't diss lawyers, buddy! =D

Sorry, Godly Paladin. I would never want to "Just a little, the partner and diss attorney!"

*chuckle chuckle*

engrish is wonderful full of sentence!

In the words of strongbad "Your head a-splode."

That's pretty amusing.

But,this software was developed by Japanese. And, the author of this software is not able to understand English. Accordingly, it may not possible a sufficient support to the question and request, etc. Sorry :-)

This is probably one of my favorite parts.

I found another lovely example. Let's see if anyone can place it:

It is a time when, even if nets were to guide all consciousness that had been converted to photons and electrons toward coalescing, stand alone individuals have not yet been converted into data to the extent that they can form unique components of a larger complex.