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To All my fellow members... I have sad news... I'm dying.....

PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:21 am
by Azier the Swordsman
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.....the doctor says I have only roughly 75 years yet to live....

PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:22 am
by Mr. SmartyPants
*sniff* it will be okay azier! *hug* ill miss ya buddy...

PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:31 am
by Slater
wow. too bad that whole John 3:16 thing doesn't apply to you, eh?

PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:37 am
by Mr. Rogers
nooooooooo!!!

PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:38 am
by PrincessZelda
We'll miss you! :sniffle: Unless we die first!

PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:39 am
by Nate
Here you go, buddy. It's a copy of Troy McClure's book, Dig Your Own Grave and Save!

Well, at least I have 75 years to think of an excuse not to go to your funeral. :P

PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:48 am
by Godly Paladin
Poor Azier. Too whom will you pass on your infinite Sega knowledge?

PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:52 am
by FadedOne
75? wow...you're going to live a long time...

PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:59 am
by Kawaiikneko
wow... that's awful. How will you spend your last moments with the people you love =P

PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:01 pm
by Kura Ookami
I'm so sad for you. :sniffle:

PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:24 pm
by White Raven
Nooooo! why why why! ::cries::
What will you do with the time you have left? ^_^

PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:25 pm
by Syaoran
MMMMMMMMMM........ya at least he is going to a better place.

PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 1:22 pm
by Azier the Swordsman
Godly Paladin wrote:Poor Azier. Too whom will you pass on your infinite Sega knowledge?


I'm actually looking for someone to marry and have kids with me quickly within the next 5-10 years...... You lovely ladies can apply at Chris4150_1@hotmail.com

Nooooo! why why why! ::cries::
What will you do with the time you have left? ^_^


I'm going to LIVE, darnit, LIVE like I never have before!!!!!!

PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 1:31 pm
by Godly Paladin
A wife application form... Great idea, Azier!!! I have to try that!

PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 1:41 pm
by Kura Ookami
Azier the Swordsman wrote:I'm actually looking for someone to marry and have kids with me quickly within the next 5-10 years...... You lovely ladies can apply at Chris4150_1@hotmail.com


God will sort out the one He wants you to be with sometime Azier. :) You just need to be patient. Would be kinda funny if someone did apply and she turned out to be your wife though. Well anything is possible with God. :)

PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 1:43 pm
by Hitokiri
This horrible. 74 days to live is short!

PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:27 pm
by BigZam
Hitokiri wrote:This horrible. 74 days to live is short!


uhm years not days.......

PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:19 pm
by Mr_Anderson
lol, thats a big difference

PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:30 pm
by Angel37
75 YEARS??? I'm SO SORRY!! 75 years to live on this stupid rock!!!!! I really really pity you man!!! HOW will you SURVIVE that long?!!!
<3 Angel

PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:35 pm
by Arnobius
Azier the Swordsman wrote:-
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.....the doctor says I have only roughly 75 years yet to live....

How many people have offered to shorten it for you after a stunt like that? :lol:

PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:46 pm
by Solid Ronin
..You poor man...you'll live to be only 93 years old.....so young...

PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:38 pm
by Stephen
LOL Only mean people try to pull pranks on April Fools Day. Not nice people like me. *evil grin*

PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:56 pm
by Mave
Shatterheart wrote:LOL Only mean people try to pull pranks on April Fools Day. Not nice people like me. *evil grin*


For some reason I read that statement above as "Only mean people try to pull pranks on April Fools Day. Not-nice people like me." >XD

Azier, give this a try.

http://www.agingresearch.org/calculator/quiz.cfm

I'm expected to live up to 94 years of age. :rock: :rock:

Who's betting that Shatterheart just lost 20 years of his life for the last prank he played? :evil:

PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:27 pm
by Mithrandir
87.7 years

Whoa.

And Mave, you and me both. :lol:

PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:12 pm
by Stephen
82.8 I am cool with that. *laughs*

PostPosted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 3:31 pm
by Bobtheduck
Kura Ookami wrote:God will sort out the one He wants you to be with sometime Azier. :) You just need to be patient. Would be kinda funny if someone did apply and she turned out to be your wife though. Well anything is possible with God. :)



Like this woman who said "God would have to drop a husband out of the sky right in front of me" and sometime later a skydiver drops in front of her and they later got married... Hahahahaha

I have a shirt, hat, and apron that say "Will Work For Marriage"

If you want one, check out my cafepress site http://www.cafepress.com/willworkformar

Hahaha! Yeah...

:rant:Just a warning, men... Girls don't seem to like guys that are looking for a wife... Or maybe it's just that they don't like me, I don't know... I'm sure a few guys I know would get squeals of joy from any crowd of appropriately aged girls if they wore that... For me, it makes me look desperate because I don't naturally draw girls and therefore it scares them... "What? He wants to get married in the future sometime? Oh no! He's going to pursue me! He'll probably drive the cool guys away! Aaah!

Yeah... I was shocked at some of the people that were just OFFENDED by my shirt... At least I didnt' make the triangle upside down... They may have drawn a different meaning from it (like the guy in the farmer's market did...)

Anyhow, I actually wanted to do the same joke, but in a different form... I was going to have this really dramatic scene where parents are at a hospital waiting for their baby, and they ask the doctor what the problem is, and the doctor says "I'm not going to sugar-coat it... Your child will die." and the Mother will gasp in sadness while the father comforts her. The father will say "How long do you think we have?" and the doctor will say "Some go within minutes..." and pause, then say "In the US, the average for this condition is about... 72 years..." The mother will then burst out in uncontrollable crying and say "IT's all my fault... I passed it on to her..."

PostPosted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 4:25 pm
by Danyasaur
. . . wow, I must be really tired, cuz' it took me awhile to actually get this XD;;;

PostPosted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 5:24 pm
by Kisa
So sad! You shall be missed once you leave us, if not by us, by our kids and grandkids, lol

PostPosted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 6:11 pm
by Jasdero
...........that was...

>.> seeing as how it's April 2nd, I completely forgot about April Fool's day having been yesterday...

u.u;; scared me for a second

PostPosted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 6:57 pm
by Magekind
That was hilarious.