CAA: Christian Anime Alliance

Post jokes, gags, april fools stuff, etc.
anything really, as long as it's supposed to be funny!

Life Found On Mars(AFNS):Scientists today have confirmed that they have discovered intelligent life on Mars.A radio signal was uncovered while a astronomer
named Jed I. D'Eot was eating his lunch of nachos and sushi during the afternoon
of Feb.30.
D'Eot immediately notified his superior Dr. Carla B. A. Meused.Dr. Meused's findings
in the matter indicated that the signal originated some fifty five hundred miles north
of the so called Grand Canal.
Using equipment borrowed from the H.A. Jet Black Memorial Labortaries Dr.
Meused and her team,including D'Eot and Professor I.Kotchanow were able to
delinate a tv signale from the noise.
In the press conference that followed Dr.Meused was qouted as saying:
"Well we did discover life on Mars I can't say it was very intelligent life.
After all they were watching reruns of the Home Shopping Network and
SD Gundam!"

SD Gundam? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *choke, gag*

My little brother put a rubberband around the sink sprayer so it soaked my mom when she was gonna get water for her coffee that was just this morning

Hot sauce on toothbrushes!!!

And now, the worst Star Wars joke in the history of the Universe (not entirely an April's Fool joke, but it's pretty bad).

Darth Vader: Luke, Luke, I know what you are getting for your birthday.

Luke: That's not possible. How do would you know?

Darth Vader: I have felt your presents!!!

oh holy... *gags* *chokes* *dies* x_x

That is bad...........that is realy bad

There are no words or emoticons to describe the utter stupidity AND ABSOLUTE HILARITY of that statement.

Godly Paladin wrote:There are no words or emoticons to describe the utter stupidity AND ABSOLUTE HILARITY of that statement.

I bag to differ

Ooh... Scary evil smiley!

You betchya it is scary here have more :evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil:

Now that darth vader joke is bad really bad.

Well, just the other day in the Mpumalanga Province here in South Africa they found a man beaten to death in a rice-field. The South African Police Service in the area said that the poor man was beaten to death with a small porcelain ornament and that it was possibly related to a local mob. It is South Africa's first case of a Knick-Knack-Paddy-Wack.

You want to kill us, don't you, sleepj?

Kura Ookami wrote:Now that darth vader joke is bad really bad.

Thats what I was trying to tell you people. but know you had to ignore me. for that I will give you this.

Man, you rock with smilies!

All hail the smiley king!!!

EDIT: Am I going crazy or did my post count just drop? *goes paranoid* Reveal yourself, invisible mod!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

In retrospect, I'm being pretty stupid today on CAA...usually I ain't this weird. I guess I can cut myself some slack for one day.

Godly Paladin wrote:You want to kill us, don't you, sleepj?

My, what a clever chap you are. You'll make name someday. In fact I'm a troll who works in a very subversive way. Mwahahahaaa!

Godly Paladin wrote:Man, you rock with smilies!

All hail the smiley king!!!

Who me.

Well, none of these jokes are nearly as bad as what my bible teacher tells.. but he's hilarious because he knows the jokes are horrible and he just goes ON and ON.... lol think major puns...

Check out my edit!!! Don't let me slide into insanity!

http://bull.dumpshock.com/humor/25anime.html

I initially read this on Old Phil's humor site; I got a series of good laughs from this one.

Wow.

That article makes me feel stupid for liking anime...kind of. But really, though, all of it's true.

Godly Paladin wrote:Man, you rock with smilies!

All hail the smiley king!!!

EDIT: Am I going crazy or did my post count just drop? *goes paranoid* Reveal yourself, invisible mod!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

In retrospect, I'm being pretty stupid today on CAA...usually I ain't this weird. I guess I can cut myself some slack for one day.

I havent been keeping track of your post count so i wouldnt be able to tell you. All hail the smiley king syooran!!

He should put that in his signature and be proud. Not everybody gets to be a king ya know.

Kura Ookami wrote:I havent been keeping track of your post count so i wouldnt be able to tell you. All hail the smiley king syooran!!

Sweet I am the smily king

I am the smiley King!
It is, it is, a wonderful thing,
To be the smiley King!
It is, it is, IT IS!!!

From the Pirates of Penzance. [sic, and I don't care!]

Gotta run, guys. Have fun with your randomness.

(I just got 890! W00T!!!)

@_@ you lost me..but I like that Japanese Animation laws thing. Especially the last two XDD