CAA: Christian Anime Alliance

Just because Sam*ron's brother beast did one (Welcome to CAA beast!)

*ahem* Ok one day the air force found the body of a dead man out in a field one spring day. They decided to leave th body untouched and wait for investigators to come~~~~~~~~~~~

Ok so when the investigators came they examined the scene. He was in a bueatiful pasture with lots of plant life. There was a sparkely lake nearby that caontained no germs at all, and there were many apple trees nearby that were ripe and ready to eat. There were no dangerous wildlife. The only animles found were birds and the occasional dear running through. Nothing to see here.

The investigators checked around and saw that there was an unopened package laying not more than 2 feet from the man's body.

THE QUESTION: *twilight music* ok. the question, How did this man die?

um... went parachuting, and the parachute didnt open

Anthrax...'nuff said.

The package fell from an aircraft and reached (forgive the pun) "terminal" velocity.

Rai

Heart attack?

He realized that the package was his brand-new boxset of Mobile Suit Gundam Zeta that he had been waiting for for months and had finally arrived. He was so happy he laughed himself to death.



Well, it's a possibility, right?



Oh, well. I have no idea otherwise!

I'm with My SmartyPants, the guy was in the AirForce, he jumped out of a plane and his chute didn't open. So he got to see what the ground at 100mph looked like.

Mmm, I know I heard this one before. What was the answer.... *strains her brain to the breaking point*

Parachute failure.

Microsoft Enforcement Force.

and the answer is.... GREMLINS!!!!! rofl seriously THAT one made me laugh XD *dies*

no the answer is the parachute one. and ya it's older than the hills, but hey! it's fun to see what kind of answers people can come up with ^^ *reads gremlin post again* :lol::lol: XD *dies*

Locke wrote:Microsoft Enforcement Force.

definately

allright. should I make a new thread with more riddles or just post new ones on here?

post new ones here

ok. here's a really hard one:

This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down What am I?

water?

TIME!!! I think.

... I have know idea.

Wind.

Time.

I'll go with ssjjvash on this.

water

I saw wind (or maybe the weather).

I doubt that my Gundam Zeta answer to the first riddle will work here, though.

The prices of an ATI 9800 video card!

heh heh this is fun ^^

um...so none of those are correct? aw shucks... *goes off to think*

Ssjjvash wrote:um...so none of those are correct? aw shucks... *goes off to think*

the answer was time. I was just chuckling at the price one. heh heh ^^ ok congrats to those that got it! you won't get this one though!

Alive without breath,
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail never clinking
What is it?

Riku777 wrote:the answer was time.

YES!!!^ ^ Thank you the hobbit, the riddle was a little different, but i rembor reading it in the hobbit!^ ^

lol. the hobbit is a big give away ^^ if anybody here has ever read the hobbit, you'll know these answers backwards and forwards

It's a burrito!

Hmm... is it the IRS?