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Another Riddle

Postby Riku777 » Tue Dec 14, 2004 3:57 pm

Just because Sam*ron's brother beast did one :sweat: (Welcome to CAA beast!)

*ahem* Ok one day the air force found the body of a dead man out in a field one spring day. They decided to leave th body untouched and wait for investigators to come~~~~~~~~~~~

Ok so when the investigators came they examined the scene. He was in a bueatiful pasture with lots of plant life. There was a sparkely lake nearby that caontained no germs at all, and there were many apple trees nearby that were ripe and ready to eat. There were no dangerous wildlife. The only animles found were birds and the occasional dear running through. Nothing to see here.

The investigators checked around and saw that there was an unopened package laying not more than 2 feet from the man's body.

THE QUESTION: *twilight music* :lol: ok. the question, How did this man die?
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Postby Mr. SmartyPants » Tue Dec 14, 2004 4:24 pm

um... went parachuting, and the parachute didnt open
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Postby Felix » Tue Dec 14, 2004 4:30 pm

Anthrax...'nuff said.
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Postby Raiden no Kishi » Tue Dec 14, 2004 4:31 pm

The package fell from an aircraft and reached (forgive the pun) "terminal" velocity.

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Postby Felix » Tue Dec 14, 2004 4:33 pm

Heart attack?
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Postby Rogie » Tue Dec 14, 2004 4:42 pm

He realized that the package was his brand-new boxset of Mobile Suit Gundam Zeta that he had been waiting for for months and had finally arrived. He was so happy he laughed himself to death.

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Well, it's a possibility, right?

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Postby skynes » Wed Dec 15, 2004 6:13 am

I'm with My SmartyPants, the guy was in the AirForce, he jumped out of a plane and his chute didn't open. So he got to see what the ground at 100mph looked like.
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Postby AngelSakura » Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:13 pm

Mmm, I know I heard this one before. What was the answer.... *strains her brain to the breaking point*
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Postby mechana2015 » Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:33 pm

Parachute failure.
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Postby Locke » Wed Dec 15, 2004 4:27 pm

Microsoft Enforcement Force.
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Postby Riku777 » Wed Dec 15, 2004 6:19 pm

and the answer is.... GREMLINS!!!!! :lol: rofl :lol: seriously THAT one made me laugh XD *dies* :lol:

no the answer is the parachute one. and ya it's older than the hills, but hey! it's fun to see what kind of answers people can come up with ^^ *reads gremlin post again* :lol::lol::lol: XD *dies*
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Postby Mr. SmartyPants » Wed Dec 15, 2004 6:35 pm

Locke wrote:Microsoft Enforcement Force.


definately :lol:
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Postby Riku777 » Wed Dec 15, 2004 6:38 pm

allright. should I make a new thread with more riddles or just post new ones on here?
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You monster."
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Postby mechana2015 » Wed Dec 15, 2004 7:56 pm

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Postby Riku777 » Fri Dec 17, 2004 3:53 pm

ok. here's a really hard one:

This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down What am I?
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Postby Ssjjvash » Fri Dec 17, 2004 3:57 pm

water?
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone
And so hold on when there is nothing left in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!' ...you'll be a Man, my son!

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Postby SorasOathkeeper » Fri Dec 17, 2004 3:59 pm

TIME!!! I think.
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Postby Sam*ron » Fri Dec 17, 2004 4:03 pm

... I have know idea.
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Postby Rachel » Fri Dec 17, 2004 4:12 pm

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Postby mechana2015 » Fri Dec 17, 2004 6:05 pm

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Postby Felix » Fri Dec 17, 2004 7:52 pm

I'll go with ssjjvash on this.

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Postby Rogie » Fri Dec 17, 2004 8:27 pm

I saw wind (or maybe the weather).

I doubt that my Gundam Zeta answer to the first riddle will work here, though. :sweat:
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Postby ZiP » Fri Dec 17, 2004 8:59 pm

The prices of an ATI 9800 video card!
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Postby Riku777 » Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:27 am

heh heh this is fun ^^
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You monster."
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Postby Ssjjvash » Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:30 am

um...so none of those are correct? aw shucks... *goes off to think*
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Postby Riku777 » Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:50 am

Ssjjvash wrote:um...so none of those are correct? aw shucks... *goes off to think*

the answer was time. I was just chuckling at the price one. heh heh ^^ ok congrats to those that got it! you won't get this one though!

Alive without breath,
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail never clinking
What is it?
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Nate wrote:[color=black]Screw TNT: CAA Knows Drama.
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[color=#ffa500]"Thank you for killing this thread...
dragging it's poor comatose body into
the freeway....and allowing the trucks
of rabbits trails of offtopicness drive it
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spit on it's skid mark remains.
You monster."
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Postby SorasOathkeeper » Sat Dec 18, 2004 11:23 am

Riku777 wrote:the answer was time.

YES!!!^ ^ Thank you the hobbit, the riddle was a little different, but i rembor reading it in the hobbit!^ ^
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Postby Riku777 » Sat Dec 18, 2004 1:26 pm

lol. the hobbit is a big give away ^^ if anybody here has ever read the hobbit, you'll know these answers backwards and forwards
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Nate wrote:[color=black]Screw TNT: CAA Knows Drama.
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dragging it's poor comatose body into
the freeway....and allowing the trucks
of rabbits trails of offtopicness drive it
into the pavement. Please, feel free to
spit on it's skid mark remains.
You monster."
-Ark

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Postby Rachel » Sat Dec 18, 2004 3:08 pm

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Postby ZiP » Sat Dec 18, 2004 3:34 pm

Hmm... is it the IRS?
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