CAA: Christian Anime Alliance

Disclaimer: This is all for fun, do not take this seriously.

All award winners are at the bottom

Announcer: NOW, LIVE ON PBS, FROM A WAREHOUSE ACROSS THE STREET FROM RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL IN NEW YORK CITY, NOW IS TIME FOR THE 2nd Annual ‘04 CAA AWARDS CEREMONY! WITH A BUNCH OF RANDOM CELEBRITIES AS PRESENTERS WHO WE TRICK INTO COMING! AND NO RANDOM MUSICAL ACTS TO SUFFER THROUGH…. well, expect for the musical INTERLUDE! And now, here is your host: Billy Crystal!

(There is a longish pause on the stage, nobody emerges. After a few minutes a stagehand gets up to the microphone and speaks in a hurried, nervous voice)

Stagehand: Sorry everyone, but Mr. Crystal seems to be missing. So we’re going to start a musical interlude and find an alternate host. So um, ladies and gentlemen here is “some-random-country/techno-band-we-found-on-the-side-of-the-road!â€

"Congratulations" to all our winners!

Dang, oh well,
congrats all.

*Azier walks on stage surrounded by Heartless*

Link: What the....?

Azier: I'm very sorry Mr. Link, but I'm afraid there is being a change in the awards presentation. You see, there seems to have been a serious error in the counting of the ballots.

Link: Which is...?

Azier: NONE OF THOSE CAN BE CORRECT! There is ONE, only ONE, who can possibly hold the title of the nicest, wisest, most stylish, and funniest, and that person is ME! I'm afraid you are officially being demoted, and I am assuming control.

*Azier snaps his finger and a killer rabbit Heartless appears*

Azier: Get him, Usagi, and the rest of you Heartless, get the winners! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

*lightning flashes in the background*

Monty Python moment.

"Awww its just a little bunny rabbit...I will take care of it!"

*horrible sounds*


Link>oh, nobody listens to me....

Link: You dare challenge the host?

*Link smirks and ignites a green light saber*

Link: SECURITY!

*Link screams like a girl, throws the light saber at the general direction of the heartless, and hides*

Link: can this get any stranger?

Soron (evil guy from LOTR): Why yes, it can!

Link: O.O uh oh, what are you doing here??

Soron: *rolls eyes* have you forgotten? I am here to announce the winner of the favorite thread...the ONE thread to RULE them ALL!!

Link: eh, sure, why not?

Soron: thank you. *ahem* yes, there were many good threads, but there is only ONE that is the best...The Bishies Thread! The ONE thread to RULE them ALL!!

People: >.< alright, we get the picture!! NEXT!!

Soron: What? You can't kick me out! I am the one bad guy for everyone! The ONE badguy to--

Security: yeah, yeah, rule them all. tell it to the judge. *Soron is dragged away*

I'm nearly speechless... probably because I'm laughing so hard.

Please, write some more Link. ^_^

WHY is EVERYONE ignoring ME?!!!!!!

*pulls out Dual Blades*

NOW face MY true POWER!!!!!!

meep!

Category #7
The Nonsensical Award to Make a Pronounceable Acronym (NAMPA):
Link: The NAMPA is a very special award, given to people for no reason. And in that same spirit of randomness, here to present to award is...Cory Feldman!

Cory: Hi folks!

(Silence from audience)

Cory: Come on...I was in The Goonies AND I killed Jason Vorhees! What more do you want?

(More silence)

Cory: Anyway, the winner is...

(cbwing0 begins to stand to accept the award)

Cory: Mr. SmartyPants!

(cb stops, crestfallen)

Mr.SmartyPants: I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me, but more importantly I would like to thank God, without whom none of this would be possible...

(cb storms out of the auditorium, punching a random lurker on the way out)

Shatterheart prys the angry rabbit from his throat...and winds it towards Azier.

"Have fun chief"

Hey ShatterHeart, I came in third. Watch out. I have actually been attacked by a squirrel.

Shatterheart wrote:Shatterheart prys the angry rabbit from his throat...and winds it towards Azier.

"Have fun chief"

Azier: Do you REALLY think that will work? I CONTROL THE HEARTLESS!

*one of Azier's swords dissapears from his hand only to be replaced by a Black Keyblade*

Azier: Black Keyblade, make my monster grow!!!!!!!

*insert cheesy special effects as the killer rabbit grows to the size of twice the size of the stage*

Interesting. I really like the inclusion of Award Zero.

*prowls in*

<_< >_> ... O_OV

*the rabbit intended for Azier hits me in the face*

Orrrrrrooooooo! *runs*

That was really funny, Link! Congrats to all the winners!

Link Antilles wrote:Link: You dare challenge the host?

*Link smirks and ignites a green light saber*

Link: SECURITY!

*Link screams like a girl, throws the light saber at the general direction of the heartless, and hides*

Now that's a funny mental picture.

Hmm...

Link, you have a great gift for writing. Great stuff.

Congrats to the winners!

Congradulations winners!!! <3 Thank you for voting for me too...I never got around to voting though. Have fun!

So I guess this is an honor. Sorry I took so long to check in here. Way to go LA That was hilarious.

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Hmmm...

Ah, and Golden_Griff is awarded with a can of diddly squat But thanks to everyone who nominated me.

....That was funny!!!! Great job with that awesome post, Link Antilles. : )Congrats to all the neato pleato winners!!!!!! Yay for them!!! Yay for all the nominees!!! Yay for everyone!!! ^^

*Sits down with the dejected Griff to enjoy our cans of diddly squat together*

Congrats to the winners, and thanks to Link for putting it all together.

development wrote:<.<


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Hmmm...

Ahh, there goes that lurker!! Come back here and post more, you!!! *rushes to jump on him/her but development swiftly slides back into the lurker's realms*

Blast it, he/she got away! Now we have to wait for next year..>_<

heheh anyway, congrats to all winners and thanks Link!