What do you think of the Burger King?

[Nikolai Melodie]

When I was a little girl, the king made me cry on a daily basis...we lived next to a Burger King

[Nate]

Sure, he may stalk you in dark alleys at night, and maybe he'll suddenly pop up out of nowhere while you are taking a shower, and perhaps you will wake up one morning with a surprise guest next to you in bed, but his intentions are good. He only has the best interests of your taste buds in mind.

"This Enormous Omlette Sandwich almost makes the rape worth it!"