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Postby Furen » Sat Dec 11, 2010 9:01 pm

Nate (post: 1443130) wrote:I bet it really grinds his gears. Well I don't want to fuel your rage. I mean it'd be annoying to drill it into your head. I'll leave you to collect your bearings.


bearings you say? Well just the other day I saw some bear children...
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Postby ShiroiHikari » Sat Dec 11, 2010 9:24 pm

Neck romancer.









Get it?
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Postby Furen » Sat Dec 11, 2010 10:09 pm

ShiroiHikari (post: 1443145) wrote:Neck romancer.
Get it?


neckromancer gets to your neck, would it hurt?
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Postby crusader88 » Sat Dec 11, 2010 10:42 pm

I'm glad everyone seems to like puns. Over at my college we have a librarian whose punning prowess cannot be equaled.
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Postby Rusty Claymore » Sat Dec 11, 2010 11:49 pm

A librarian? He must bend the rules. XP
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Postby FllMtl Novelist » Sun Dec 12, 2010 8:52 pm

Rusty Claymore (post: 1442881) wrote:Hey, when timing is the main factor of your comedic style, you have to take what you can get on a chrono-static forum. XP

XD I've just heard it to death is all. Not your fault in the slightest; it wasn't my intention to nit-pick you either. XD
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Postby Furen » Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:01 pm

crusader88 (post: 1443158) wrote:I'm glad everyone seems to like puns. Over at my college we have a librarian whose punning prowess cannot be equaled.


your librarian is a Lion?
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Postby Nate » Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:28 pm

Rusty Claymore wrote:A librarian? He must bend the rules. XP

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Postby Winry » Sun Dec 12, 2010 11:10 pm

Rusty Claymore (post: 1443177) wrote:A librarian? He must bend the rules. XP


Librarians always go by the book.... so that means no rule bending (plus I don't get it) =P
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Postby Cardiche007 » Sun Dec 12, 2010 11:51 pm

I'm usually pretty quick on the pun.
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Postby Rusty Claymore » Mon Dec 13, 2010 1:02 am

Librarians always go by the book.... so that means no rule bending (plus I don't get it) =P
I don't blame you or Nate, that one was a stretch. If you aren't allowed to talk in the library, how could you know the libriarian was good at puns? x.x
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Postby Winry » Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:32 am

Ahhhh it makes sense now =)
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Postby Furen » Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:03 pm

Winry (post: 1443492) wrote:Ahhhh it makes sense now =)


no dollars?
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