Left handed people are all sinister
'm right handed, but when I play sports, I'm left handed. Isn't that crazy? I'm schizophrenically ambidextrous or something crazy like that.
Does sitting through a lecture on Thucydides count?
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
termyt wrote:I'm left handed, but, like many of my ilk, know how to do a lot right handed out of shear necessity. You right handers, with you backwards, torturous scissors. You’ll rue the day! YOU’LL RUE IT! RUE IT!
uc pseudonym wrote:Actually, I think it means that there are only right handed people... mentally, they're the only ones left.
Gypsy wrote: Oh yes ... the scissors. I remember my brother complaining about them all the time.
termyt wrote:I'm left handed, but, like many of my ilk, know how to do a lot right handed out of shear necessity. You right handers, with you backwards, torturous scissors. You’ll rue the day! YOU’LL RUE IT! RUE IT!
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