QtheQreater wrote:Roaches!
*dies laughing*
Well, if you're into that, more power to you! How many are you intending to get? I'd think getting a pregnant roach is a bad idea...but hey, whatever...
yukinon wrote:What do roach babies even look like?
OtakuX wrote:The whole male teratorial thing is a bit over rated if you ask me. They say the same about getting pet roadents and I've owned a montage of various rats, hamsters and mice for years and never had any male on male problems... In fact the only problem I've ever had was a between female mice funnily enough.
If you want to diverse your pets genders then I's go with that personally.
Android raptor wrote:I think I'm going to get three males instead. Females are usually gravid, and once they're impregnated they can have babies for life, supposedly. If things go well, I might get a female later
Pascal wrote:Get the female and your more then likely to get the males too... that way if you don't like the females you can just step on them... Just joking, I know you love them. Don't step on them... release them into the wild in your least favorite neighbors backyard... and let the screaming begin...
Woman: AHHHH!!!! THERE ARE MUTUTANT ROACHES IN THE KITCHEN! THEY'RE... THEY'RE HUGE! Really they're this big!
Man: What! your joking, roaches don't get that big... holy roach! Get thes shotgun... no that won't be enough for this fellah... the rocket propelled grendade ought to do the trick though!
: As he screams this suddenly all the other millions pour out in curiousty... :
Man: Honey... RUN FOR YOUR LIFE WE'VE BEEN INVADED BY SPACE ROACHES FROM MARS! Back fiends back! : They start following him and they're both cut off into a single room, because they're friendly and have grown to like people. : NO!!!! :fade to black, with loud hissing and screaming in the background:
See what fun roaches can be? Now let your plans for world domination begin...
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