heres some sayings i found on a web site:
Don't tell me the sky's the limit, there are footprints on the moon.
Funny Names
Learn the rules before you break them.
Why do sheep shrink when it rains?
Dont steal, the government hates competition
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
Gravity always wins
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?
There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise
Never say "I don't know", always say "Ah! Interesting!"
Statistics are used by people who have no proof
Be The Change You Wish To See
All generalizations are false
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left
Those who know do not say, those who say do not know
I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
Stupid cupid... stop pickin on me!
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss
On the other hand, you have different fingers
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest
There are three kinds of people in the world: Those who can count, and those who can't
First law of science: don't spit into the wind
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door
I'm not a dumb blonde! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot!
Height of stupidity: two bald men fighting for a comb.
Only in America do they buy a double cheese burger, large fries and a DIET COKE
Oh man this is crazy, I hope I didn't brain my damage
Time flies like the wind; fruit flies like bananas
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man
We'd better get outta here, I think I hear one of those silent alarms.
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
The cutest kittens have the sharpest claws
Your village just called, their missing their idiot!
I'm 98% beautiful and 2% CrAzY... or is it the other way around?
Not the brightest candle on the birthday cake now, are we?
I'm Blonde, what's ur excuse?
Don't follow in my footsteps, I run into walls
Im so cool I make ice jealous.
If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily?
Somewhere there's someone who's dreaming of your smile, and finds in your presence that life is worth while. So when you are lonely remember it's true, Somebody Somewhere is thinking of you!
Give me a kiss, give me the world, give me your love and I'll be your girl. Give me a smile, give me your time, give me your love and I'll give you mine
Tears Are Words The Heart Can't Say
You can close your eyes to things you dont want to see, but you can't close your heart to things you dont want to feel.
Love Is Like Missing Someone When You're Apart But Somehow Feeling Warm Inside Because You're Close In Heart
Don't promise me the moon or the stars just promise me you'll stay under them with me!
Some may call it ectascy, some may call it destiny, some may call it meant to be, but I just call it you and me!
Every step you take, Every move you make, I'll be missin' you
Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you!
Guys are like stars..theres millions of them..but only one can make your wish come true!
You don't get a second chance to make a first impression!
Who do you turn to when the only one who can dry your tears is the one who made you cry?
You never lose by loving, you always lose by holding back
A broken heart continues to beat..
I just realized, it's so lonely being free
If it were supposed to feel good they wouldn't call it a crush.
Love is like quicksand the deeper you fall the harder it is to get out
If love isn't a game, then why are there so many players?
Love is when you don't want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream.
Spiteful words hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart
I dropped a tear in the ocean, when I find it is the day I'll stop loving you
a friend will help you move, a best friend will help you move a body.
2 Friends +2 Gether = 4 Ever!
Friends Are Like Stars... You cant always see them but you know there always there
In the cookies of life, your friends are the chocolate chips!
If I had a star for everytime you made me smile...I'd be holding the galaxy in my hands
True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere
Don't turn your back on your friends... Because it's the best target.
Don't wish upon a star, reach for one
Eternity
What is a friend? 1 soul in 2 bodies
There are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet
Misfortune shows those who are not really friends
We will be friends until forever, just you wait see
Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes
Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship--never
There's beauty in the breakdown.
Don't forsake me.
All I ever wanted was to be loved.
I'm tired of trying, I'm tired of lying, I know I've been smiling, but inside I'm dying
I'm not supposed to live my life, wishing you were there
Never say sorry for what you meant to do.
That hardest part about moving on is learning not to look back.
Would you catch me if I fall? Would you even notice me at all?