The Colonel's secret recipe. Definitely.
And for American society to quite being so sensitive. "Ooh, I think the word Christmas is offensive!" "Ooh, a nativity scene is offensive!"
You know what? The world doesn't revolve around YOU.
Life sucks. Get a helmet.
QUICK EDIT: Uh...those last two statements were in reference to the offended people, not to God...in case there are easily confused people out there.
Uh...and for Mystery Science Theater 3000 to be released in its entirety on DVD...oh, wait, that's my wish...sorry.